Not Right Words

Incorrect Quotes from my favorite fandoms/characters !!May Contain Spoilers!!

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Can the sarcasm.

Ava: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

[iateyourlesbomum]

Bob: Can the sarcasm what?

[thenewavengersblog]

[kindredmayhem]

Bradley: The best part of wearing sunglasses is that no one can tell what I'm looking at

Also Bradley: /squatted to be at eye-level with Jake's ass

[topgunbarbie]

I just know they’re the messiest exes

[miscinformed]

[amaideniwilldee]

do we think i'm funny yet 1 🍍 2 🍍 3 🍍 4 🍍 5 🍍 6 🍍 7

[wej3b]

[finaldevilscry]

Hi this is my contribution to the psych fandom🌹

[psych-incorrectquotes]

Shawn: Y’know lassie, between my brains and your brawn, we make a pretty good team!

Lassie: I have both brains and brawn.

Shawn: Fine, but I have the charisma and the winning smile.

[kneesocks-hq]

The long walk + reddit posts

[miscinformed]

The Psych Squad gets Flirty

Shawn: If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple

Gus: Are you from outer space? Cause you're out of this world.

Jules: Are you a robber? Cause you stole my heart

Lassie: Is that a gun in my pocket? No, my gun is stored properly in its holster. Why would I keep a gun in my pocket? That's incredibly unsafe.

[thephprofessor]

psych as the onion headlines. spoilers ahead. i made too many of these anyways enjoy!!

[miscinformed]

Carlton Lassiter:

[msjademarvel3]

[hetaczechia]

Bob: Hey, Yelena. I need you to come here, right this instant please.

Yelena: What?? Where are you?

Bob: At my therapist’s office.

Yelena: Why exactly do you need me then?

Bob: I need to show you to my therapist, he thinks I’m making you up.

[blaisers]

Shawn Spencer voice: Lassie, you of all people should know you don’t need to be good at the trumpet to annoy your neighbors with said trumpet

[surenschompychompers]

Lassie: why are Spencer and Guster sitting back to back? 

Juliet: they had a fight 

Lassie: then why are they holding hands? 

Juliet: Shawn gets sad when they fight