#incorrect psych

[miscinformed]

The Psych Squad gets Flirty

Shawn: If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple

Gus: Are you from outer space? Cause you're out of this world.

Jules: Are you a robber? Cause you stole my heart

Lassie: Is that a gun in my pocket? No, my gun is stored properly in its holster. Why would I keep a gun in my pocket? That's incredibly unsafe.

[djcanipe99]

Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.

Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.

Marcus : You poor bastard!

[incorrect-psych-quotes]

Shawn Spencer: The Chief just banned overly specific nicknames in the station and the whole team is staring at Rat Snitch Lassie The Good Time Ruiner.

[benwllbond]

Gus, at Shawn's funeral: I'm sorry, can I just have a moment alone with him?

Gus: Alright, listen up you faker, I know you're not really dead.

Shawn: YEAH NO SHIT!

[strklovebot]

gus texting shawn: i got new reading glasses!

shawn: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

gus: what- shawn this.. we’re texting right now

shawn: wrong it was 6

gus: ...

[divorcedlizbartlet]

Shawn: would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?

Juliet: what's a matter baby?

Shawn, grinning: nothing, what's the matter with you?

[incorrect-psych-quotes]

Shawn: Okay, fine, but I'm not gonna apologize for caring, okay? You're an important person in my life, Lassie. A lot of men are scared to say things like that, but not me. I'll tell you exactly how much you mean to me to your face. Lassiter: Please don't.

[incorrect-psych-quotes]

Shawn: Can I trust you, Pierre?

Despereaux: If you like. But where’s the fun in that?