Call me if you find me dead, please

Not dead, not recovered, not doing the worst, not feeling the best. Currently located in purgatory.

[sawitinadreamonce]

Literally have two managers on shift to open with me this morning and they are, incredibly BOTH late, which means I have to sit in my car burning gas to run the heater in windy as hell, snowy, 28 degree fahrenheit weather 🥴 they should make me a key-holder atp just bc I'm the only person here who can actually show up on time in the mornings, apparently

[miserablecool]

I could have gone home and back again in the time I've been sitting here 🫩

[fairycosmos]

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sapphicseance]

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[percbabe]

If I don’t lose at least 20lbs in the next month I’m doing COCAINE

[symbolone]

this has been a wasp psa

[deepspacepirate]

no gender no sexuality i am an abstract thought that exists purely in the fourth dimension

[laxatives-and-vodka]

[homoidiotic]

cis gays couldnt handle being trans. i wont elaborate

[homoidiotic]

being a trans man is actually very epic and cool and id recomend it

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[animatedtext]

requested by astronaut-oxylotl

[unknowledge]

fuck all media look up at the sky

[hippiesilver]

Dulcolax: "For gentle,overnight relief"

More like “for severe stomach cramps, wake up at 3 am with about 4 seconds to run to the toilet”

[darling-im-starving-blog]

Reblog if you need to lose 50 pounds by tomorrow