[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[justgot1]

Sugar, soft rain, and AMBITION

Ngl that’s kind of great.

[rimouskis]

per my last tags, this is a man who thinks whoever is speaking to him is deeply, deeply wrong but isn't allowing himself to say so:

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[miserablehockeyfan22]

I haven’t been watching 911 it got boring to me during the last season but I see people talking about the sperm donor arc coming back and I am so happy I jumped ship before that! Do they get all their plot points from fanfic lol

[miserablehockeyfan22]

Not people glazing Jake guentzel and the other guys who didn’t go with the rest of team USA. They didn’t say they weren’t going because of morals, and not one apologized. Kyle Connors who also didn’t attend still played the weaponized incompetence card pretending he didn’t get what the problem was.

Don’t praise them for something you’ve made up in your own head they’re not going because either they want to be able to play tomorrow or they didn’t like the bad press NOT because they are morally superior.

you’d think we learned from placing the “he’s a good guy” narrative on these people from the Hughes bros situation

Not one guy has spoken out against what went down in the locker room DONT MAKE THEM HEROES FOR THE BARE MINIMUM these white dudes DO NOT NEED YOU TO PROTECT THEIR HONOR

[loverboyilya]

disappointed but obviously not surprised at auston matthews. but idk man, you’re half mexican, your mom is an immigrant and given everything that’s happening right now… god you could and should have done so much better

[miserablehockeyfan22]

https://www.tumblr.com/etheltempest/809299880405237760/congratulations-quinn-hughes-for-coming-out-as-an?source=share

I mean look who he is following now.

He doesnt need to hide it anymore that he is maga 🤷‍♀️

And he for sure will be at the white house

Yeah they answered my question pretty quickly with that vid in the locker room. Would like to say I’m surprised but I’m really not every man in that room are the same

[miserablehockeyfan22]

hughes bros support LGBT+ rights - so do the tkachuk bros, very openly. none of them have an edge over the other there.

matty tkachuk proudly posted his meeting with trump - quinn proudly reposted all the screenshots

quinn follows MAGA influencers on insta (emily austin, etc) - not sure about the tkachuks, might wanna check

matty posed with police for his stanley cup day - quinn hughes credited the actions of the american armed forces in his postgame olympics interview

matty lay his gold medal around kash patel's neck - jack hughes wrapped his arms around him with a wide grin to take a selfie with him

the hughes laughed loudly when trump made that disparaging comment about the women's hockey team - most of the arguments saying the hughes are woke stem from their mom having woke views. her sons still laughed at a joke disrespecting her legacy. maybe that can tell you something about how their beliefs might not totally align with hers lol

tl;dr if you're a hughes stan & still holding onto belief that sweet baby blorbos are hastag Different from the "evil tkachuks"... idk what to tell you. and i mean this gently. i know it's hard to accept when your faves aren't who they thought you were

💯 exactly so tired of people making excuses for them they are GROWN MEN they showed us exactly who they are!

[miserablehockeyfan22]

Can people stop making excuses for team USA they showed you exactly who they are. They didn’t get forced to hang out with Patel or get forced to giggle with trump 🙄🙄 GROWN MEN BY THE WAY. Saying they were ‘caught up in the moment’ is wild, if they didn’t believe in this shit they wouldn’t want to celebrate with pedophiles.

We all romanticized some of the guys thinking they were different because we wanted them to be that sucks but it’s the truth y’all if they ‘apologize’ it’s cause it was filmed and they are getting backlash period.

[miserablehockeyfan22]

Welp that answers that question, I guess it is true that birds of a feather flock together everyone on the USA team are maggots I’d like to say I’m shocked but I’m not. I’m disappointed in Matthews though 😭

[xoxogossipzoe]

team canada mens hockey team gold medal game

[krakenkrunch]

I didn't want this to happen because now the M*GA be M*GA'ing hard.

And yes, it has already begun..

[miserablehockeyfan22]

Serious question tho do we have any ACTUAL proof that the Hughes bros aren’t maga? They are super close to the tkachuks and im just asking cause they are being glazed as the opposite of the tkachuks but they seem like buddies lol

Like sorry at this point they are all maga to me unless there’s literal proof

[miserablehockeyfan22]

MITCHYYYYY

[miserablehockeyfan22]

“I’m so attracted to Ilya he’s so hot but Connor is cute and want him as my bestie” comes off weird to me, like just say you like Ilya cause he’s more traditionally masculine and has a deep voice and fits your self insert fantasy. Same with the whole “Shane and Connor are cute but Ilya and Hudson are hot” idk how to explain it but it comes off as weirdly homophobic to me? Probably not that deep but yeah

[firehose118]

there are a lot of things heated rivalry did right but I think the biggest thing that differentiates it from other modern romance media is that I actually believe that the characters want to be kissing

[miserablehockeyfan22]

Deranged “fans” of heated rivalry attacking Francois is actually getting wild he’s the ONLY OUT CAST MEMBER and he’s being called like a predator for hanging out with Connor. this is straight person behavior did no one actually watch the show and get the MESSAGE?? Y’all are the reason people stay in the closet

Side note: connor is a GROWN MAN he doesn’t need to be babied or told who he’s “allowed” to date and bro is allowed to hang out with his friends 🫠 everyone calling Francois creepy for hanging out with his ADULT coworker needs therapy