MiserableMuffin

Pfp: By a very talented artist who I’ve yet to find the name of!! Ao3: Miserable Muffin I have no clue what I’m doing, just generally

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My Fics!!

Read them on Ao3 here!

We have so far….

Spider-Man in Gotham

Spideytorch

Roy Harper x Jason Todd

The Poppy War (Jiang and Rin’s relationship as father/daughter)

Avatar

Fantastic Four

X-Men

Byler

Peter Parker in Gotham

You’re Gonna Go Far

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Spideytorch

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon cause I like what I like

Will you come to my cottage this summer?

Peter Parker and the Spider Period

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

The Poppy War (Jiang and Rin father-daughter relationship)

Demons posted all around me, I can’t beat them all alone

Crack Baby

Chapter 1

Jason x Roy

I Think I Love You

Lo’ak and Jake

Would Look Just Like You

Fantastic Four

Gay is Ok!!

X-Men

Scott Summers and the Burdens of Parenting

Byler

Second Brings an Awful Thirst (Chapter 1 + 2)

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why are you so nervous avatar

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OMG OMG OMG

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Okie let’s sit down and imagine this:

Spider-Man is on a Fantastic Four top secret mission. They encounter another species and dine with them. Spideytorch are doing their usual shit so the high monarch is like, Damn, they must be married.

Custom on their planet is that a married pair MUST have kids, cause their birth rate is so low. Fast forward and they realise that these two men can’t procreate like two men of their species could. The High Monarch is devastated for them so she decides to make a magic baby that has an essence of both of them.

The baby takes a long time to cook up, which results in Johnny getting a baby in a box a week later that looks like Spider-Man.

Johnny freaks the fuck out, because Peter has just gotten back with Felicia. So, he takes it upon himself to raise the kid and hide from Spidey.

Fast forward like a few months and who swings round the Baxter Building but Johnny’s baby daddy. Peter knows straight away that the kid is his and whoosh, responsibility and all that and now he’s part of Benji’s life.

Now Johnny has to struggle against his feelings while seeing Peter with their child while Peter has a crisis while he realises he’s in love with his best friend, completely oblivious to the fact that Johnnys has liked him all this time.

Ten thousand words later and they live happily ever after!!

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Writing Chapter 5 of Peter Parker and the Spider Period and hypothetically speaking, who would win in an arm wrestle…?

Who’d Win

Peter

Ben

Tie

Voting ended onMay 13

Cause like, I just don’t know.

Also this is the scene: The face off lasted all of ten seconds before Peter promptly sat back down and leaned his elbow against the table. He wiggled his fingers tantalizingly at Ben.

“Come on. You’re not afraid of a friendly arm wrestle, are ya big guy?”

Ben smirked at him before taking his previous position. He locked his crater sized hand with Peter’s as Reed laid an overly stretched hand on their fingers.

“I don’t like this.” Reed said out loud.

“Yeah stretcho but you always had your bias for thumb wars.”

Reed rolled his eyes before holding up three different sized fingers. “One, two, three!”

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Ben has the type of Gaydar that only closeted lesbians and judgmental bitches have

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one-sided spideytorch but the side switches

Johnny who’s in love with Peter as a teen and young adult but realizes he needs to get over him because it’s clearly never going to happen

Peter who doesn’t realize he has feelings for Johnny until his late twenties or thirties and doesn’t know what to do about it after so long as friends

them just missing each others feelings

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OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Lady and the Tramp but Spideytorch…?

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The emotional attachment Thragg has to that Skull, rivals my attachment to my teddy bear.

Like, me and you are two peas in pod in that regard. The whole dictatorship, not so much.

(Also that new episode of Invincible was amazing!!)

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You ever see a girl so pretty you need to kys

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HELL YEAH

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MICHAELA’S AND FRANCESCA’S FUCKING SEASON IS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

I only ever watched Bridgeton season 4 and I will definitely be watching season fucking five :D

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My babies!! They're so uptown girls coded ughh

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OMG YES!!!!

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Shoutout to the al Ghuls (and honorary Jason)

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Why yes, why fucking yes

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Like a famished man

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FUCKING PREACH!! Also this art is amazing

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When I’ve got three main hoe fanfics and three side hoe ones that I need to finish…but instead I’m 4,000 words deep into a kidJason Tod and Bruce 5+1 things one shot…

Fucking Yikes.

Now I know how Hamilton felt when Miss Reynolds walked into his life. The temptation of starting new fics is too strong 😔

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Jason: I hate you Dick, I hate you!

Dick: Well that’s fine because you know what, I’m not the biggest fan of you either!

Jason(slamming the door): Fuck you!

Dick: Little shit

Jason regrets his words and Dick regrets bringing him on patrol. But it’s ok, they just need to cool off. So Dick goes to space on a mission and when he comes back, he goes to apologise. He’s greeted with a grave instead.

Years later…

Jason(chewing on some fries): You know, I never really hated you

Dick (those words have haunted him for years): Yeah, yeah I know

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Help Sara Rebuild Her Family’s Life

My name is Sara, born in 2003 from Al-Shuja’iyya neighborhood. I am the eldest daughter in a family of eight, and I carried responsibility f

My name is Sara, born in 2003 from Al-Shuja’iyya neighborhood. I am the eldest daughter in a family of eight, and I carried responsibility from a young age. I worked hard in my studies and graduated high school with a score of 95, dreaming of building a better future. After graduation, I got married and continued my university education. In 2022, I was blessed with my first daughter, Iman. We were living a simple, stable life, and my husband worked as a taxi driver.When the war began in October 2023, everything changed. We were displaced, and our home was completely destroyed. My husband also lost his car and his only source of income. We are now living in tents under very harsh conditions, facing fear and lack of basic needs. During the war, I gave birth to my second daughter, Masa, who is an infant and needs special care and essential supplies that are difficult for us to provide

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The world says the war is "over," but tell me, how is it over when we're still suffering from the cold, lack of resources, and the most basic necessities of life?

Every night we go to sleep praying to God that we'll wake up alive, fearing we'll lose someone to the cold or the shelling that hasn't stopped since the ceasefire was declared.

We've already lost some family members. Now, I see the one who gave me life slowly slipping away before my eyes, because all we have left is hope.

When will we be able to leave Gaza for a safe place where we can sleep and wake up without fear?

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