Jamieee

Always single enough for ur mom.

[miseryoforpheus]

intro post <3

Hey there!

Im Jamie and my pronouns are They/She/he

Im a neurospicy minor (but I will swear and also am fine being moots with/talking to adults as long as no one is a creep to me it’s all good)

Uhhh welcome to my online diary :|

Happy to make friends if u want - feel free to DM me

online diary blog w lots of Neil Gaiman reblogs bc he’s my idol

Fun facts about me:

Umm ok (trying to think of fun facts now)

Im Italian but grew up in England, would love some more Italian moots <3

my favourite authors are Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (but it’s been like that since before I read good omens lmao) also Rick Riordan and Alice Oseman

certified gravity falls child

if u couldn’t tell by the URL I’m obsessed with Greek and Roman mythology

nostalgic for a time I wasn’t even alive - late 80s and early 90s mainly but also like 70s

nostalgic for a time I WAS alive (barely but it still counts bc I do remember it) - the late 2000s

I did a quiz to see what Beatles band member I’d be and got Paul Mcartney

damn u rlly don’t realise how boring u r till u try and do an about me huh

Music I like:

Hozier, Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, Harry Styles, YUNGBLUD, Beatles, Elton John, Queen, Renée Rapp, TV girl, bears in trees, Ricky Montgomery, NOAHFINNCE, MARINA, Fleetwood Mac

getting into:

Nirvana [used to love them a few years ago but then a mean girl made fun of me for it so I stopped listening to them but I’m starting again]

Dominic Fike Paramore

mother mother

MCR

the neighbourhood

The tags I will use:

Jamie answers asks - u guessed it this is for answering any asks

the most boring soap opera - my life stuff because my life is the most boring soap opera

MOTD - mood of the day which is just a lil thing I do

for the record:

I stand with Palestine 🇵🇸

please click here every day:

Help the Palestinian People with a Click

Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!

also free Ukraine 🇺🇦

aro and ace people are LGBTQ+ and this is an aro and ace and aroace safe blog

in general this is a COMPLETELY safe space

if u want anyone to talk to btw I’m always here to chat, can’t guarantee i’ll be able to help but I am always willing to listen literally any time we don’t even have to be moots or anything just DM me ok? Ily all take care of yourselves ok loves? <3

Also one last thing just for ppl that know me, I have no problem with u following this blog or anything but be warned that I’m not gonna filter my opinion at all on here bc I need a place to be myself and if u don’t want to see that i understand and idm just pls don’t take it as a personal attack or anything if u ever think something I post relates to you, I promise it’s not I just need to vent <3

My MOTD ratings:

0-2 > feeling really really really shitty

3-4 > shitty like I have too much sadness and anger and everything inside me and it feels horrible and yeah yk [reckless behaviour is strong here for me + pretty strong intrusive thoughts]

5 > normal. Numb. Yucky. Normal level of intrusive thoughts [for me at least, everyone is different]

6-7 > smol happy, probably was a bad day that got better

7-8 > :D

9-10 > fucking ecstatic

[miseryoforpheus]

hey Tumblr its me again

not quite sure what I’m going to do with this blog considering I’ve basically just returned to my main [@thedvilsinthedetails]

I don’t rlly want to abandon it tho I quite like this one too

any ideas?

[miseryoforpheus]

I think I’m late for the Good Night. I don’t remember the time difference?

So when you wake up:

GOOD MORNING! I hope you have an amazing day.

If I’m not late:

GOOD NIGHT! I hope you don’t have nightmares and get to bed at a reasonable time.

no ur not too late for goodnight!

thank youuuu 💖💖💖

[miseryoforpheus]

mood of the day

5/10

:|

good day but I was very tired for most of it and had to spend a prolonged period of time alone with my mother

but good nonetheless

I desperately need monster tmrw I have a test and it’s 2:30 am and contrary to what my sleeping schedule may suggest I need lots of sleep to function

[miseryoforpheus]

k guys I’m here for a post about my emo best friend after numerous requests and sky rocketing popularity [one person…take a wild guess who…]

guyssss I can’t wait for their birthday!!!!!!!!! Not gna say when it is bc #privacy but I can’t waitttt

Also that damned bitch needs to give me his birthday wish list

we go out together most Fridays and it’s usually the highlight of my week even though we always end up doing the same stuff but I hope they don’t get bored bc I have lots of fun every time :)))

Idrk what to say I should have planned this

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[daily-spooky]

[miseryoforpheus]

my mental illness IS glow up guys

I’m like 10x funnier prolly

[shibaleeart]

Video essayists my beloveds

[miseryoforpheus]

RAHHH YES

[miseryoforpheus]

mood of the day

7/10

:)

for a school day pretty good, got ahead on some hw which lowkey never happens and was super productive despite the 3h sleep [3 and a half?]

thank you monster🙏🙏🙏

Ngl u guys I felt like The Hot Shit™️ traipsing around school w my monster can [that’s probs sad 2 admit but ehhhh well]

also I’m the king of kiss can tabs [can tabs have meanings search it up if u don’t know them also smh how dare you not know them] im so good at breaking them off that way

[miseryoforpheus]

mood of the day

10/10

:DDD

My friends are the best u guys

and I love hugs 🥰

[fixing-bad-posts]

its no crime to exist. To be Trans is in fact real

[our-queer-experience]

[mysticorset]

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

[knittingserpent]

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

[chasingthestarss]

Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?

Sirius: What?

Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?

Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.

Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??

Employee: …

(later)

Sirius: I need to look gayer

Remus: What?

[lovegumi]

“opening tiktok out in public is such a risky move!—”

okay lets talk about how opening TUMBLR and PINTEREST in public is a risky move

[miseryoforpheus]

i so totally wonder who i could possibly be too, it's a thought that frequently occurs in my one singular braincell which i share with u in the least codependent way possible.

now. as much as i dearly adore lies and slander this report will relay nought but the truth. you truly do have the arm strength of a monkey. one which has not completed monkey bars in its life. i cackle remembering your athletic prowess as you swung with total grace and confidence on the first 2 bars which you literally grabbed onto when you started the monkey bars. your skills are something that should be talked about for generations to come

religious inhalation is my passion <333

yes our shared but not at all codependent brain cell is overworked and needs a rest due to my maths homework that I am somehow still completing after five hours sat here

Well excuse me, you essentially forced me to go on the monkey bars IN THE RAIN

Hurricane esque conditions like you were trying to send off to Oz

Yum yum religion but don’t let that person who gave me a bible hear that

[blue0909]

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

[blue0909]

yeah okay my six note post about playing fnaf at the thomas jefferson memorial is gonna get 100k notes

[putting-waldo-in-places]

@putting-exit-door-in-places @putting-chell-in-places c’mon y’all.

[undergecko]

200k post!

@nopanfakemix2 @pristinepersephone @elioie @techsharkie @ichangenameseveryfiveseconds @whiteheart52 @yes-im-youtube-kids

[souldoes-things]

@google-news-official mind summoning the corporate blogs for me? I don't know everyone

[google-news-official]

ughhhahdhdh fine

@its-target-official @sony-official @kahoot-official @official-omegamart @official-microsoftedge @the-state-of-michigan @totallytesco @official-arbys @apple-unofficial @totally-roku-tv @realgoogleclassroom

[kahoot-official]

you could make a travel blog out of this

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]