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If you are following me...you're lost too.

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Association game: 

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon You come and go You come and go Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream Red, gold and green Red, gold and green

Vision? 

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@knightinironarmor  Okay, this is something you’ve probably thought a million times, but you know Parzival?  That moment when he sees the knights in their armor for the first time, and he remembers that God is also shiny and so he asks them “are you God?”  And the knights are confused and say no, of course, but GOLD AND SHINY/ GOLDEN HEART/ GOLDEN ARMOR/ GOLD SUIT UM HELLO?  

It’s the exact same metaphor that you use, like seriously.  I know the Knights of the Round Table metaphor with the Avengers is strong, but DAMN. It’s not a sophisticated metaphor but it’s so classical!  

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A short list of comic arcs that would be more interesting than whatever the fuck Marvel is doing right now with Steve Rogers:

HYDRA or someone undoes the effects of Steve’s super soldier serum. The rest of the run is Steve trying to keep fighting while everyone else yells at him to SIT HIS FLAT-FOOTED ASS BACK DOWN BEFORE HE HAS ANOTHER ASTHMA ATTACK. He wears glasses and a hearing aid. The entire thing is a discussion of eugenics in the 1930s/40s and how some of its elements still persist in modern day society. Bucky carries Steve around on his back a few times.

A run where the entire plot arc is just Cap punching Red Skull in the face.

Universe fusion: 616 meets the MCU. MCU!Steve is flabbergasted that 616!Bucky was a small child when he entered the war. 616!Steve keeps wondering where the X-Men/Fantastic 4/basically a huge portion of the Marvel universe went (like that convo in the Flash/Supergirl crossover: “You ever heard of Reed Richards? Charles Xavier? Wanda Maximoff?” “Oh, yeah, we know her! Good kid.” “What the fuck do you mean ‘kid’.”)

An uncensored comic that reveals the truth we all knew all along: Captain America swears like nobody’s business.

Steve Rogers gets turned into a golden retriever.

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To be fair, “Steve Rogers goes grocery shopping” would be better than this Hydra mess

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Steve Rogers gets turned into a golden retriever.

Well, I know what my next fan fiction is, I guess.  Peggy Carter and the case of “Why is Everyone I’m Dating Secretly a Dog?”  

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no ok i Cannot Believe somebody just high key tried to janet van dyne-me out of my own club like honestly buddy i’m a founding avenger

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Janet Van Dyne  1. n Fashion designer, millionaire, playgirl, founding Avenger.  

2. v (archaic) To be the most passionate person in any room.  

3. v To dethrone, to ignore, or to fridge the (formerly) most passionate person in any given room or rooms.

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fury--and--patience replied to your post:furyandpatiencewhywouldyoubetraymethisway?

Because I love you! :D

ohmygod i love you too

I only hope that my content is worthy of your follow, you know? 

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BlackPepper! Mmmmm BlackPepper.

Black WIdow and Pepper Potts anyone?

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furyandpatiencewhywouldyoubetraymethisway?

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#tonystark & #janetvandyne on their weekly coffee date he’s updatin her on #avengers mansion drama #marvel #doodle

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#tonystark & #janetvandyne on their weekly coffee date he’s updatin her on #avengers mansion drama #marvel #doodle

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WASP & SCARLET WITCH by Sal Buscema & Frank Giacoia (1970)

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Tony: We need robots! 

Steve: We need to train! 

Everyone else: Pull your heads out of your asses!  

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allfatherthor started following you

Can you not?  My blog is super shit. 

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If I miss my shot at Pepper because my phone battery can’t stay charged for longer than half a day, I’m gonna be really, really sour, bitter, and/or salty.

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You’re going to be a margarita?  

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Joss Whedon Needs to Suck an Ass. A Whole Ass

Joss Whedon was faced with a butt.  Agent Ward had been in prison for months now.  And, yes, Ward was still the proud owner of the tightest and pertest butt this side of the Marvelverse. 

  He stared at the butt.  The butt stared back.  “I’m gonna suck your ass.” 

  “Yeah?”  Asked Ward. 

  “Yeah.”  Answered Joss.  “The whole ass.” 

  “Oh?”  He leaned backwards against Joss’ face. 

  Joss unhinged his jaw like a snake, his serpentine tongue slithering along his buttline.  “Ssssssss!” 

  “Sssssss!” Ward hissed back.  “Your mouth feels so good!”

  “Sssssssss!”  His serpentine tongue went on to do unspeakable things to Ward’s butt.  

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Exercise...Yeah

So I'm going to be doing ballet in the spring and I hope to kind of get in shape for that because oh my god wow I'm really out of shape.  Like I'm thin and everything but I've lost my flexibility and my muscle tone so I need to get that back.  I saw the Hobbit today and one of the things I admire about the Elves the most is their physical condition.  I love that they can be so lithe and deadly.  So spiffing.  So I have a new regimen which I'm going to try and stick to.  For every pound over 130 I am, I will run a mile, do 10 push ups and do fifty sit ups.  Maybe I'll add squats later; I hate my butt for being so big and kinda flabby.  My elasticity is helping me out now but it won't help me out forever.  So today I was 131.2 lbs and so do the math; I'm doing exercise.  

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Thoughts on Feminism : Early 19th Century

Alright, so I’m going to start this off by saying I don’t know a lot about feminist theory.  I guess I just haven’t been on Tumblr that long.  But I do have opinions about it and a lot of these opinions contradict each other.  So firstly, I want to say that I don’t really understand where it started.  I mean, who sat down and was like “women aren’t really people” and how that evolved to be like “women can’t drive/vote/have stuff/marry people.”  I mean….what?  

Specifically what I’ve been thinking about lately is if women weren’t citizens, then were they stateless? If they were stateless, then how could men marry them?  Isn’t it illegal to marry something that’s not a person in pretty much every country?  And if women weren’t citizens then why did they have to pay US tax, follow US law, etc?  I mean…either they’re in or they’re out.  This all probably sounds pretty naive but it’s really been bugging me.  How was it that half the population wasn’t just like “whelp no” and leave?  Was the sex that good?  Why wasn’t there like a women society all off on the other side of the Mississippi like “this our land.  women rule.”  And yeah that sounds ridiculous, but I just don’t get how things escalated so much.  Especially when strong women are sexy!  Like what’s more sexy than empowered women?  I can’t think of much.  It makes me want to be all “strive to be like you and then maybe you’ll pick me <3”  Maybe I’m touched.

Ugh, just trying to get some thoughts out there, maybe they don’t even make sense.  

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A Game of Thrones : Chapter Three : Daenerys : Page 38 of 807

I realized that there were a lot of things in the last couple of chapters that I wanted to talk about or that I liked that I forgot to talk about, so from here on I'm writing in my book because writing in books is fun.  Actually, I'm really enjoying it, even if I'm not particularly good at annotation.  But a friend is helping me, so yeah, I'm learning.  

Right, so the first thing I noticed about this chapter is that it's really creepy. I mean, wow.  They talk about this little girl's breasts about four times, and most of it's her brother.  Yeah, I'm not sure where to begin.  So her brother's thinking of marrying her and then he decides she has to be married to another man so they can use his army, so already that's incest and slavery.  And he touches her breasts and talks about them and pinches her nipple and it's really creepy.  And the man she's supposed to be marrying is like 30 and really scary and gives me the creeps.  Between that and the slave imagery which was firstly obvious and then stated more directly, I'm not sure how I feel about this.  It makes me want to say Martin is a misogynist and that his book is really making me kind of uncomfortable.  

Side rant; I was watching a video about the women's era 1890-1920 and how he said that 6th grade him was a misogynist because he wanted a girlfriend who would be the joy of his life, claiming that women don't exist to be the joy of his life, that they're people so they get to have their own joy of their life.  But by that logic everyone is allowed to have one but should not be one and therefore how should anyone have one?  I'm not saying that women (or men for that matter) exist to be the joy of someone else's life or don't deserve their own, but how is it misogynistic to say that if he had a girlfriend that she would be the joy of his life?  Surely it's only misogynistic to say that he wanted one and didn't care if she was happy in the relationship?  I don't know, I'm not very good at backing feminist theory.  

Back to what I have to say about this chapter.  I think I rate it a 5/10 because it's well written but creeped me out an awful lot so my enjoyment was only half hearted.  But it did make me think about things and draw connections, which, as I've said before, is something I really like in a novel.  If something that's not real can make me think about things that are, suddenly it itself becomes real.