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y’all: my love language is ‘words of affirmation’!
me, an intellectual: praise kink
i see y'all liking this but not reblogging y'all are COWARDS
Happy New Year!
Howdy all! Long time no see. Here’s a list of some of my favorite fics written in the year 2017!
Fight Fires In Your Best Clothes by standinginanicedress (2/2 | 67,631 | Explicit)
The key isn’t actually being confident, he repeats in his head in Lydia’s breathy voice. It’s faking the hell out of it and looking as sexy as possible while you do it. For omegas, it’s easy. There’s a natural charm to all of us that only takes seconds to engage, and barely takes practice.
Walk into the room, he chants in his head. Own it, and look people in the eyes. Find the best looking alpha, have them buy you a drink, and the rest is easy.
I know that you love me, even when I lose my head by LunaCanisLupus_22 (13/13 | 135,551 | Explicit)
“We’re not mates, Cora,” he insists. “I mean look at him-“
“Ouch,” the kid says, no longer pushing that shit eating grin.
“He’s- he’s,” Derek tries, at a loss of how to explain why this can’t be possible. Why it shouldn’t be possible.
Or the one where Derek gets attacked by hunters, ends up with amnesia and forgets Stiles is his mate
Gym Rats by i_am_girlfriday / @moonwasours (6/6 | 49,762 | Explicit)
Stiles spots Derek at the smoothie shop across the street from the gym early on a crisp April morning, it’s not even 7 AM yet. For some reason, and Stiles will deny it has anything to do with Derek in joggers, he decides that maybe this is the perfect chance to introduce himself.
The Wrong Hale by @dexterous-sinistrous (8/8 | 77,577 | Explicit)
“I apologize,” Stiles started.
“You apologize often,” Derek commented.
“It’s expected,” Stiles explained. “But I am sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I haven’t seen … I haven’t seen much in life.” His heart was beating fast with excitement.
“And you’re here to see much?” Derek softly asked, curious why such a perfect creature would be hiding away when a ball carried on elsewhere.
“I’m here to meet someone,” Stiles replied.
~*~
In which, Stiles and Derek find themselves in a star-crossed predicament.
Every stumble and each misfire by @everchanginginks (1/1 | 14,070 | Mature)
Stiles hasn’t seen or heard from Derek in ten years. It’s a bit of a surprise to find out about Derek’s return to Beacon Hills through Tinder.
The Gentleman And The Fox by @bleep0bleep, Inkforwords (1/1 | 15,707 | Explicit)
Derek doesn’t expect much from his arranged marriage. When his inattentive husband, Lord Stiles Stilinski, tells him he’s free to look for a lover, he doesn’t know where to start, until a dashing bandit named the Red Fox catches his eye.
An Unpredictable Amount of Turtles by skoosiepants / @pantstomatch (1/1 | 5,942 | Teen)
Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”
“I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.
Or—
A soulmate au with turtles and angst.
A Crooked Way to Fly by @andavs (1/1 | 14,978 | Gen.)
“We can’t just leave him here to die.”
“He’s an emissary, Scott.” Derek tried to make his tone empathetic, but Scott’s tendency to fight back on everything always grated on his nerves. “His pack is gone, he won’t survive more than a day or two either way.”
Somewhere to Start by Lissadiane (1/1 | 33,552 | Teen)
Stiles has always known that he isn’t quite human - the plant life that tends to sprout around him whenever he gets upset or excited gives it away. He’s never really fit in among the regular people in Beacon Hills and is determined to wait it out, go to college, and find somewhere to belong. He’s forced to abandon those plans, however, after he desperately agrees to enter into an arranged marriage to save his father’s life.
An arranged marriage with an angry, sometimes furry dude with trust issues. It’s all very Beauty and the Beast, without the singing candlesticks.
36 Questions by Leslie_Knope / @leslieknopeismyshiningstar (1/1 | 8,071 | Teen)
“So I’m doing my senior psych thesis on friendships,” Erica says, not-so-accidentally elbowing Derek in the ribs as she turns to face Stiles. “How they develop, how intimacy is fostered, stuff like that.”
“That’s cool,” Stiles says agreeably. “What’s our part?”
“Well, I can’t really tell you the point because that would influence the results. But it’s a set of 36 questions that you have to ask each other.”
“Just the two of us?” Derek chimes in, finally, and Stiles sighs.
“Okay, dude,” he says, making a face, “could you try not to look quite so offended? Like, my ego’s pretty strong, but come on, man.”
The Light in the Woods by DiscontentedWinter / @thisdiscontentedwinter (8/8 | 12,292 | Teen)
To honour a treaty with the people of a strange land, Derek Hale, prince of the kingdom of Triskelion, has to marry Stiles.
Magic Bullet by @matildajones (1/1 | 10,346 | Teen)
Derek’s only comfort over the past few years has been a novel written by his favorite author. When he decides to teach it at an entry level university course he doesn’t expect a fiery student to disagree with everything he says…
the nerd party by @bibliosexual (3/3 | 6,827 | Teen)
Until this moment, Stiles wasn’t even sure Derek could read, and now he’s trying to steal Stiles’ obscure eight-hundred-page fantasy novel. What.
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hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it.
pick your fighter
ukraine: edgy vampire sets whole stage on fire
spain: 3 month anniversary date singing to all of europe
solvenia: pink hair and her gal pals
lithuania: no please no not a ballad
austria: mmmmm heart eyes #bae
estonia: opera? really? okay rainbow dress, they did get the memo after all!
norway: not fairytale (2009)
portugal: they're gay and in love for sure
uk: british katy perry, got sabotaged, liked her more because of it
serbia: cult leader and sister wives feat. Albert Einstein on the pipe
germany: ballad but forgivable because its totes emosh
albania: adam lambert is that you? tattoos so good, china banned them
france: je suis bored
czech republic: backpack boy, sounds like talk dirty to me?
denmark: this viking ballad got me sailing straight to valhalla
australia: shE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
finland: third time lucky saara?
bulgaria: washed up boyband???
moldova: no led staging? moldova don't need it
sweden: red lights I think? I skipped out for a toilet break lol
hungary: screaming into the void #mood
israel: the birdie song but new and improved (feat. body positivity)
netherlands: america? what are you doing here?
ireland: beautiful gay love story, don't hate us cause you ain't us China xox
cyprus: absolute banger, looks like Queen Bey
italy: absolute tune, powerful lyrics, anti-terrorist
Ah, yes, the Netherlands. Or as I like to call them, Texan Spies.
hey, if Sweden wins can we just have those two back pretty please?
I kind of love how Irelands gay backing dancers are iconic and powerful enough to get the entire eurovision banned in China
me, losing followers: if you can’t handle me at eurovision you don’t deserve my Aesthetic
people: how is eurovision
me: it’s gay. gay. everything is gay
me: no I’m not emo anymore
me: *hears the first note of Hungarian entry*
me:
Hungary’s chosen theme this year:
I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….