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hello i am shelby. boys confuse me. being demisexual is strange, as is cisgender. sorry about that. i enjoy things, and blogs about things, and stuff and whatever. finally i feel i can say that i am no longer an batshit crazy fangirl, so i have that going for...

[mishacoilins]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[mang0licker-deactivated20170219]

@linuxthegeek

[linuxthegeek]

Oh my god

[sosuperawesome]

Amigurumi by artbySusieH on Etsy

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[babybird]

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

[winterspirit-13]

Someone drew Dat Boi in the school courtyard!

[minato2525]

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy

[oneupshroom]

[thefifthweapon-deactivated20170]

⭐️🔮⭐️🌿🌼🐝🌼🌿⭐️🔮⭐️

Spell to protect the bees! Reblogs and likes charge it. Save the bees!

[plvtarch]

AP exams are 😱 finally 😱😰 here 🕐 u college board BITCHES 😷 and it’s gonna be AP 🔥 LIT 🔥‼️ remember 💭 to get a 👌 GOOD 😉😏 NIGHT’S 💤😪 SLEEP 😴 before the 📝 TEST 💀💀 DON’T spend all NIGHT 🌚 on ya COMPUTER 💻 for 😉😉 SCIENCE 🍌 ❌❌ and DON’T get 😏 PHYSICal 💦 with ya BIOLOGY 👉👌 or ur gonna 😰 lose 😭😭 all ur (gibb’s free) ENERGY 😵😵 AND CUM 💦😏 calcuLATE 🙊❌ to the 😷 exam 😷‼️‼️ HISTORY 🌎🌎 and statisDICKS 🔢 have 👀 shown 👀🔍 that u might be PSYCHed 🤔😨 OUT 😭 during the TEST 😫😱 and that u won’t be able to 🔍 deRIDE ✏️ the 😛 V (velocity) and the 🍆 D (dickstance) 💦💦💦 BUT DON’T ❌ go APES 🐵♻️ and 😵 lose ur 🍆 HEAD like ya boi Louis XVI 🇫🇷🙇💀 BECAUSE that WON’T 🙅 happen if u 🤔 reMEMBER 👅💦 ur 🍌 DICKtion 😋 and 📐 SINtax 😈😈, if u juDICKtial REVIEW 📜 ur notes like Marbury v. DADDYson 😫❤, and if u keep ur 👀 ION 🔬 the C(L)OCK ⌚️🕑‼️ but if u aren’t aFREUD 😨😜 to aPUSH 🇺🇸 urself 😘💪 to the limits 💃 u will get more than Wilson’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ POINTS 🔥🔥💯 so GOOD LUCK stuDYING 🔫💀, SUCC 🍭some COCKulus 😫🙌, van GOGH 🏃 be a FReaQ 📝💦, and get urself not a one 😔 BUT A 🍆 FIVE 👅🙏💦

[as-warm-as-choco]

[theamazingmugi]

Ah yes, the cats are blossoming lovely this year

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I don’t even know how to react to this.

[sodapolice-deactivated20160711]

I CANT BREATHE

[ethernetcord]

[dali-baby]

my cactus has had slouching issues for years but look it grew a flower crown!!!

[thechubbynerd]

When you don’t feel like trying but you’re still cute

[embaraohd]

[askfordoodles]

When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

[amanda-online]

art by: Sally Nixon