🖤 Misha 🖤 @mishasdirt - Tumblr Blog

kiwira-art

I felt the urge to draw this, please enjoy

plumslices

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

s6sh6

spamton2thesequel

my browser extension that colors posts based on the poster's blog theme did something very fun just now

jackalovski

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

acornsinmypocket

Elon Musk not even using the good context aware AI for his propaganda spam

kropotkindersurprise

May 1, 2026 - Anti-imperialist workers in Manila, the Philippines, set fire to an effigy of Trump, Netanyahu, and Marcos during a May Day demonstration. [video]

konoko

scary-ivy

cheddar-baby

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

swagophile

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

empress-hancock

This is just objectively hilarious

cuntylestat

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

hometoursandotherstuff

thatdisasterauthor

I was just thinking last night that I want a "dictionary" style website that is just all sorts of fun phrases/made-up-words and their equivalents in other languages.

angelicguy

noxtheox

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

angelicguy

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

stargore

ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight