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[teathattast]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thememedaddy]

[notvoid]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[semislutera-deactivated20230303]

Yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning

[kingscrown666]

He does the mom too

[kingscrown666]

I see yall reblogging this and deleting my addition

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[guy]

[wiggernometry-deactivated202210]

Top three things to say to women

That’s crazy

Fair enough

yeah it’s actually humidity more than the heat itself you’re feeling

[thesassycat]

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

[thesassycat]

wtf I just made that post

[thesassycat]

oh wait that is my post

[thesassycat]

I havent slept in 2 days

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

[iapprovethispost]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

[LOUD GUITAR]

[illinicoise]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

[veronicasantangelo]

my guy copyrighted his comment 

[non-eadem]

[hwic-blog1]

nerd

[potentcombinations]

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

[loversof221b]

dramantis 

[hold-please-thanks]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[penuswilliams]

but for real tho

[introvertedx10]

Looking ducking fabulous