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Hal|Too old pesterchum: mislaidPsyche Were you meant to be blind that God gave you those hands? M!A: Here Be Dragons {Semi-Indie.} {18+} {Extremely NSFW content may occur.} Part of Mutedeyes' Timeline.

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

its time to start preparing for halloween ive already got the candy now all i need is outfits 

[triiforce]

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

[thesassformers]

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

the first time i have the bed to myself in weeks and i cant sleep

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

turntechfirebreather:

taste yummy  love lick hatchlings faces they laugh and squish cheeks is good best!!! 

but oki  will cuddle sleepy hatchlings too  no one hurt hatchlings no 

i trust you to keep them safe

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

were all going to sleep well tonight 

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

turntechfirebreather replied to your post: happy easter

going stay up for turkey and hatchling snuggles?

of course. though i’ll have to give them a bath first since they’re all sticky from candy.

[turntechfirebreather]

that no good thing?  make licking their faces better!!!

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

pff you dont have to lick their faces  after they get a bath theyll be calm for a movie and hopefully doze off 

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

turntechfirebreather replied to your post: happy easter

going stay up for turkey and hatchling snuggles?

of course. though i’ll have to give them a bath first since they’re all sticky from candy.

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

happy easter

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

mayhaps hop off his dick about his life choices

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

@turntechfirebreather will do

[turntechfirebreather]

hj on back? 

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

he is

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

i spent two whole hours with a pair of scissors debating on cutting my hair and came to the conclusion that 1) my hands are entirely too shaky to safely cut my hair and 2) the kids like sticking their little hands into it so their favor wins out

[murderinthe1stdegree]

[beatboxingheart]

@mislaidpsyche

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[kamiyu910]

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

[annabellioncourt]

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

[araceil]

holy fucking shit I knew they were big but that’s like the size of a fucking CAR.

[beatboxingheart]

@mislaidpsyche

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

@turntechfirebreather will do

[mislaidpsyche-blog]

im a professional child carrier