the life and times of green crocs

Hi. Procrastinator extraordinaire.(temporarily absent/inconsistent posting since I’m currently studying abroad) (I’ll be back tho!!) (I’m fuckin addicted to this hellsite anyway)

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[depsidase]

[marbirds]

peace and love on planet earth

[mismatchedreeding]

Imagine this grandpa dies you’re in a foreign country where you know no one and no one mourns with you and also you have work tomorrow but your grandpa is dead and you had to hear your dad sob on the phone but you can’t really tell anyone bc you moved abroad literally three (3) weeks, which coincidentally is also how long it took for the cancer to go from diagnosed to deadly. Also you’ve been trying to go abroad for five (5) years and you finally get it right when 1) you’re a little bit illegalbgt 2) grandpa dies 3) you realize that you’re leaving a life that you loved and that everyday you do mourn a little bit the day you could’ve had if you’d stayed. You could be at the park or you could cry on your couch while holding your lover or you could spend all day talking to your friend and then release all the air from your body without the fear that scratches at the itches constantly bc again you’re a little bit illegal. BUT #dreamcometrue #cantflightsnotfeelings #wow #moveabroad

[polkadotmotmot]

Adam Hall - The Long Pause, 2026 - Oil on canvas

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[sioltach]

Kirsten Chursinoff

A selection of berry-themed textile art. Free-motion machine quilting and hand embroidery, using some quilting and applique techniques.

[miamaimania]

Japanese Maple in Winter ⌘ Calligraphy that took forty years to write

[kvetchlandia]

Fred Stein View of Manhattan, New York City 1945

[syring3]

I am in a really weird point in my life if U can't tell

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life