Misplaced Unicorns

I'm going on 24 years old, working in IT with no desire to be doing so. I have a cat, bf, and reasons to see a therapist. This blog is sorta random shit and ramblings.

[misplacedunicorns-blog]

Woman: I'm smart

Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then

Woman: I'm creative

Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?

Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments

Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them

Woman: I have value

Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol

Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog

Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

[best-of-memes]

[colt-kun]

Small existential crisis until I read the caption.

[clientsfromhell]

I don’t know what I want precisely, but to be sure, I want everything.

(via clientsfromhell)

[bxmsa]

[gifsboom]

The German town Hamburg is using new paint against peeing in public. [video]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

that’s so devious

I like it

[thatgirlmustbeawesome]

What’s so bad about periods

[linzerfish]

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

[mayahan]

A brilliant ad campaign created for Terre Des Femmes, a Swiss human rights organization focusing on gender equality and feminism, reminds us that the worth of a woman should never be measured by something like the neckline of her blouse or height of her heels.

[mayahan]

Via BoredPanda

[durnesque-esque]

This ad campaign mimics the work of art student Rosea Lake -roseaposey from 2013:

You can read about it here on the Huffington Post or see the original post on Tumblr.

Just think it’s important to point out that while this ad campaign is on point, it clearly copies Rosea’s work and I think she deserves some credit for that. 

[eminentauthenticity]

Y’know, whenever you see a good advert, it’s pretty damn likely that it’s an idea taken directly from a lesser well known artist… It’s almost guaranteed, in fact.

A commercial photographer did a talk at my uni once and he genuinely told us that he has to be creative on tap, and he isn’t creative at all.. So he just keeps a folder of images on his computer of good ideas he’s seen, and when he gets a new brief he literally scrolls through it to see what he can copy.

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[underthescopeminerals]

Rhodochrosite with Quartz and Chalcopyrite

Rosette growths of Rhodochrosite crystals with a very intense and uniform color on matrix, with white Quartz crystals and small Chalcopyrite crystals. 

Photo by Fabre Minerals

[0magnamater]

&

[newtmasdoesthedo]

Give me Ariel Gambling with everything she has to go on an adventure, to see what’s out there Give me Mulan Wielding her sword to protect those she love, to do what is right, to prove herself Give me Tiana Working herself to the bone for her dreams, for her father, because she knows that she is strong enough Give me Megara Hurting to the bone but still choosing love, despite having her heart ripped to pieces and taken advantage of more times than she can count Give me Lilo Finding the beauty in everything, holding onto her passion even if that branded her a freak Give me Pocahontas Making peace, not only for herself, but for her people, protecting a stranger because killing is never the answer Give me Belle Seeing the beast in the man and the man in the beast, letting her own fairytale unfold because she believes Give me Cinderella Rising from the ashes to be the princess she deserves to be, give me to woman who remembered to be kind Give me Snow White Who found kindness in others when the people who were supposed to take care of her failed Give me Wendy The sister who became a mother whilst still a child herself, who believed in keeping the child in you forever Give me Rapunzel For so long loyal to a mother who did not care for her. For someone so abused, yet so unafraid Give me Anna and Elsa Who slipped from each other’s hands but made their way back only to carry each other through the worst of times Give me Jasmine Accustomed to the touch of the finest silks but fierce and true enough to let her heart touch by a street rat Give me Merida Shooting with utmost precision, defending those she loves and the right to be herself Give me princesses who are strong and kind and fierce, give me beauty and grace and power and will. Give me something to scornfully laugh at, when a man condescendingly calls me “princess” and thinks that he has showed me my place. Give me a throne and I will reign, give me a voice and I will sing to you a song of how glittery queens found their places, give me a dream and I will fight.

(via newtmasdoesthedo)

[catcancry]

[ambrozia87-deactivated20150510]

BAAAAAAASOWENYAAAAAA MAMABEATSEBABAH

[liberalsarecool]

One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut.

[signifi-cunt-deactivated2021051]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[thepageofhopes]

fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

[sciencetoastudent]

And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

[alaskazsazsa-blog]

Fuckin hate sports

[bis-muth]

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

I am unable to do that

I am too stressed out to do that

I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that

My body will physically not allow me to do that

I am on the verge of a panic attack

I cannot do that

What people hear:

I am unwilling to do that

I am just shy

I am overreacting

I am lazy

I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety

I need a push

I don’t want to do that

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

And this is my que to go to bed ~ 

Drawn by TEN 

[neekolexo]

It must be so tiring being this amazing. Like honestly.

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

#I’m so constantly in love 

that tag is sweet <3 

and I am always tired, but I think it’s from the insomnia ~ 

[rejectedswatches]

[musterniillustrates]

—-

and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: anger. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something i just did for fun in my spare time got, so thank you everyone :) i’ll be selling copies of both zines at canzine toronto on november 1st, so if you’re in the area, swing by! prints from volume one are gonna be hot off the press on october 31st, which means the online store should get up and running the first week of november.

[proziac]

every girl, every where.