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@miss-asmodeus
“Love isn’t a limited resource, only time is.”
Is the central philosophy and bane of my polyamory.
I wish I had more time… because I love each of my partners to the point of aching when away from them.
They’re all… different and amazing… and dorks.
Repurposed one of my flags that I had :3
Omg this is so cuuuute I'm melting
I cut my thumb badly fuck
Blood pics when?
If anyone ever drew me as a cyberpunk cryptid girl I’d probably kiss them and then implode
Mhm...
What specs do you want?
I feel like it's worth publically stating for the benefit of certain autistic gay girls (cough @tgirl-tamag0tchi cough cough) that yes, I am flirting. I am a whore, I see making pretty girls blush as a valuable recreational activity.
Somehow I still get startled by the fact that girls, are in fact, flirting with me. And not just like doing a bit or something.
In my defense, it’s late and I’m autistic.
This is about me isn't it? đź¤
Somehow I still get startled by the fact that girls, are in fact, flirting with me. And not just like doing a bit or something.
In my defense, it’s late and I’m autistic.
This is about me isn't it? đź¤
Girls keep telling me I make them feel comfortable and safe… and giggling when I say shit.
What’s that all about?????
I don’t think I’m doing anything in particular.
Eh, you're just a good person. You're nice and comfy and fun to be around. And how can we not giggle when it's a mouth that cute saying things? I think this is perfectly reasonable.
So I read Warhound.
This might be a Canon event.
Further research is required.
so,,,, do i need to get a kennel or a pair of boots for you ?
Hmm... depends on my mood tbh. Probably a kennel though.
So I read Warhound.
This might be a Canon event.
Further research is required.
"Distance makes the gock grow harder."
- My girlfriend.
One day I’ll be hot enough that women will come up to me and flirt with me… one day
Mhm mhm...
Hey darlin' ;3 I'd offer to buy you a drink if I wasn't broke. I could make you one instead though... If you get my drift.
Hey everyone, I went offline and soulsearched in therapy so hard I unlocked The Secret Characters™ in my head (aka OSDD)
This would be incredibly distressing if they weren't all extremely hot women. Certified Sapphic W!
This is so incredibly relatable. I also have sexy women in my head!
Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1
GLaDOS
Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Lol. Lmao even
Given how much of an absolute fucking jobber he is in canon this is a lore accurate poll.
As a Hazbin Hotel fan who has never seen Portal, I voted for GLaDOS, cause man do I love seeing Vox lose, the ratio is killing me lol, the gap just keeps slowly getting bigger, I love this website
Time to bring back one of my favorite things to happen on this website, let’s see if we can pummel him worse
Who’s Sexier?
GLaDOS (Portal)
Vox/Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)
Still hydrogen bomb v coughing baby, I'm sorry what even is the competition here?
why is being fat beautiful when other people do it and ugly when i do it
Jesus fucking Christ I felt this in my bones.
I promise hon, you're a lot prettier than your brain makes you think.
Like... a lot.
You're pretty.
You ever just not post something? By accident? FFS... I mean it continues to be true, but Jesus. Anyway, there. Have a compliment almost four months late.
Oh my god, this is so sweet :,). Thank you for your kind words, @miss-asmodeus, even though I am seeing this, like, 3 months after your response 4 months after what I posted.
I was NOT in a good place when I posted that. Like, damn, I am looking at some of the stuff I would post and, Jesus. I mean, I get it, I wanna give Daisy from eight months ago a hug.
Anyway, I missed you, diva!
Oh, hi Daisy! I'm glad to see you're alright. You're still gorgeous btw <3
My first picrew chain
Link
Heeeeeyyy bitch/aff :3
Natas and mod because I felt like it
Kinda wish I could make me chubbier, but oh well :3
slender, fluffy alien bounty hunter who catches you and tells you she has to take you back but you don’t have to be alive, so you’re gonna play a game with her!
she lays you down, ties your limbs in place, and puts her furry hips down on your face. she’s always liked humans. you’re so cute and small and vulnerable. so what’s gonna happen is you’re gonna lick her and if you get her to cum before you cum she’ll let you live. if you don’t and she makes you cum first? well, she’ll make it quick and painless, at least
she flips around, and her tail bats at your head as you start kissing and licking her. she’s a bit warmer than a human and honestly has a pretty pleasant taste. if you weren’t scared for your life you’d probably be happy about this
she bends down and nuzzles at your crotch - then an extremely long tongue slithers out to slowly lick along it, and you feel a worrying burst of heat in your hips. you try to lick harder, and her powerful thighs clench your head a bit tighter
her tongue curls along you over and over, and you’re trying to lick faster but each slow caress of her orange tongue against your hips and crotch and down lower to play with your hole feels better until you’re involuntarily bucking your hips up a bit, which makes her giggle
she looks back at you for a moment, calls you a good girl with a playful smile, and resumes licking. it feels wonderful and your heart drops as you start to feel the telltale pressure in your hips. oh, god, she’ll kill you, you can’t, fuck, she’s good, you’re actually about to, no fuck oh god fuck you’re c
I do not have the time to write fics how DARE you drop this gold on us?
wait your tumblr famous i thought you were like a niche account huh
I’m not tumblr famous.
I am very niche.
Please don’t curse me with fame…
I CAST: POST THAT GETS 10K NOTES
Don’t you dare reblog this. Any of you.
I'm gonna reblog it anyway and you can't do shit about it <3
I could kiss you or something…
Oh no, I could get kissed by a cute girl! Whatever shall I do???
