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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
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AnasAbdin
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
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@miss-asmodeus
Hey everyone, I went offline and soulsearched in therapy so hard I unlocked The Secret Characters™ in my head (aka OSDD)
This would be incredibly distressing if they weren't all extremely hot women. Certified Sapphic W!
This is so incredibly relatable. I also have sexy women in my head!
Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1
GLaDOS
Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Lol. Lmao even
Given how much of an absolute fucking jobber he is in canon this is a lore accurate poll.
As a Hazbin Hotel fan who has never seen Portal, I voted for GLaDOS, cause man do I love seeing Vox lose, the ratio is killing me lol, the gap just keeps slowly getting bigger, I love this website
Time to bring back one of my favorite things to happen on this website, let’s see if we can pummel him worse
Who’s Sexier?
GLaDOS (Portal)
Vox/Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)
Still hydrogen bomb v coughing baby, I'm sorry what even is the competition here?
why is being fat beautiful when other people do it and ugly when i do it
Jesus fucking Christ I felt this in my bones.
I promise hon, you're a lot prettier than your brain makes you think.
Like... a lot.
You're pretty.
You ever just not post something? By accident? FFS... I mean it continues to be true, but Jesus. Anyway, there. Have a compliment almost four months late.
Oh my god, this is so sweet :,). Thank you for your kind words, @miss-asmodeus, even though I am seeing this, like, 3 months after your response 4 months after what I posted.
I was NOT in a good place when I posted that. Like, damn, I am looking at some of the stuff I would post and, Jesus. I mean, I get it, I wanna give Daisy from eight months ago a hug.
Anyway, I missed you, diva!
Oh, hi Daisy! I'm glad to see you're alright. You're still gorgeous btw <3
My first picrew chain
Link
Heeeeeyyy bitch/aff :3
Natas and mod because I felt like it
Kinda wish I could make me chubbier, but oh well :3
slender, fluffy alien bounty hunter who catches you and tells you she has to take you back but you don’t have to be alive, so you’re gonna play a game with her!
she lays you down, ties your limbs in place, and puts her furry hips down on your face. she’s always liked humans. you’re so cute and small and vulnerable. so what’s gonna happen is you’re gonna lick her and if you get her to cum before you cum she’ll let you live. if you don’t and she makes you cum first? well, she’ll make it quick and painless, at least
she flips around, and her tail bats at your head as you start kissing and licking her. she’s a bit warmer than a human and honestly has a pretty pleasant taste. if you weren’t scared for your life you’d probably be happy about this
she bends down and nuzzles at your crotch - then an extremely long tongue slithers out to slowly lick along it, and you feel a worrying burst of heat in your hips. you try to lick harder, and her powerful thighs clench your head a bit tighter
her tongue curls along you over and over, and you’re trying to lick faster but each slow caress of her orange tongue against your hips and crotch and down lower to play with your hole feels better until you’re involuntarily bucking your hips up a bit, which makes her giggle
she looks back at you for a moment, calls you a good girl with a playful smile, and resumes licking. it feels wonderful and your heart drops as you start to feel the telltale pressure in your hips. oh, god, she’ll kill you, you can’t, fuck, she’s good, you’re actually about to, no fuck oh god fuck you’re c
I do not have the time to write fics how DARE you drop this gold on us?
wait your tumblr famous i thought you were like a niche account huh
I’m not tumblr famous.
I am very niche.
Please don’t curse me with fame…
I CAST: POST THAT GETS 10K NOTES
Don’t you dare reblog this. Any of you.
I'm gonna reblog it anyway and you can't do shit about it <3
I could kiss you or something…
Oh no, I could get kissed by a cute girl! Whatever shall I do???
wait your tumblr famous i thought you were like a niche account huh
I’m not tumblr famous.
I am very niche.
Please don’t curse me with fame…
I CAST: POST THAT GETS 10K NOTES
Don’t you dare reblog this. Any of you.
I'm gonna reblog it anyway and you can't do shit about it <3
Cummimg inside my girlfriend at the same time as my girlfriend >>>>>
"Oooooo transfems on Tumblr are SOOOOO horny" YES but they're also too shy to interact!!! Like if you agree reblog if you want a crazy bitch with BPD and more kinks than boundaries to disregard your consent violently
Hey yes that's me I want that I want you to violate my consent please and thank you
*excessively gay panic*
SAPPHO I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE BICEPS TOO 💪💪
HELL YEAHHH
I'll have hella biceps when I lose a bit of fat. I'll actually look like I can throw most people! Now I'm a little too chubby to show off that strength.
I hope to prove myself as the pass around party top one day.
TW: Ableism, religious trauma, child verbal abuse
Snippets from a comic about my Kult TTRPG OC, Nadya Ponomarenko, and her traumatic childhood growing up in an isolated Mokosh family cult. Her family had sacrificed Nadya's eldest aunt to gain the goddess' protection after the matriarch, Oleksandra, had to endure the Holodomor and WW2 in her youth.
Nadya lived in a Ukrainian woodland liminal space in the middle of nowhere with no one but her grandma, aunt and mom. She escaped as a teen after a lifetime of abuse from her grandma, particularly after she came out as gay. Afterwards, she fled home and became a goth tattooed Morana-worshipping party animal. Lots of lore in the Ponomarenko bloodline!
LOOK! The art! That artist is mine. My darling <3
Their character has so much trauma, it's fun.
Highly recommend surrounding yourself with transfems. Not only is it great for your mental health, you ALSO get an infinite supply of puppygirls to abuse and mommydoms to be bred by. Not sure why I didn't try this earlier...
Unforeseen side effect of surrounding myself with transfems: I may now have acquired dysphoria about not having a gock. Sad!
Understandable, but please do remember that having as good a pussy as you makes you an absolutely perfect match for gock! Mine in particular.
@miss-asmodeus told me they were playing a game called Flappy Dragon, and I replied "She flappy on my drag till I'm on"
Can you tell we're both AuDHD?
Gods I love you so fucking much
"I love weaponizing domestic abuse."
-Reeney, January 31, 2026
As a domestic abuse victim I approve of this message
"I love weaponizing domestic abuse."
-Reeney, January 31, 2026
I hate when puppygirls take depression naps. You could be getting free oxytocin from me and you're napping instead! Smh. Gonna lock her out behind the glass door when she wakes up so I can watch her stare pleadingly while I sip on some blackcurrant wine naked. Bad dog!
So cruelllll >///<
Puppy was just sleepy!
