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T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas
[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]
Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
weird horse
"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog
oww :(
the miracle of life
person (non-practicing)
Oh sure I was raised a person but I haven't really connected to my personality in years.
I was not raised a person, but I'm wondering if it might be possible to convert.
There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
These are Jacarandá trees. Their name means fragrant in Guaraní. They are native to the South Cone of South America, in the lands called Perú, Bolivia, Paraguay, Brazil and Argentina. Unfortunately, in these picture they do not appear to be in their natural range. That's sad!
Let's take a moment to appreciate those trees in their natural habitats and range:
settings > wound > my wound > reopen
do not forget this
[ID: Tag that says, "#options > add salt". End ID]
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.
“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.
Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.
I still haven’t recovered from this