Dank Skelememes

Call me Chispy ;) This is my doodle blog. Feel free to ask a skeleton something or request a headcanon. (Canon/canon ship-free blog, but I don't mind anon inserts)

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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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my favourite video

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Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner

The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas

The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used

The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism

The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is

A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid

A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him

A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you

Three words: The Nerfing Gun

A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra

A bag of inifinite potatoes

I am a toaster

[quicksilverlightning]

What are you talking about I read SCP exclusively for the humor.

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I just love the teachers in the background not at all letting them have a private conversation

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[allsortsoflicorice]

Genius

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:)

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[azreto]

Concerning Mood

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Nature photographer Curt Fonger stumbled upon a bobcat sitting atop a 40 foot tall Saguaro cactus in the Arizona desert. The animal was apparently taking refuge from a nearby mountain lion.

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(via @karshmallow)

[azreto]

was thinkin about a quirkless!toshinori who never got OfA but ended up becoming a no-quirk combat instructor at UA

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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

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idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

[charminglyantiquated]

that is a good and valid point. thank you

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“Get Down” remains one of my favorite memes of all time and I am DEEPLY gratified to see the new generation grabbing it.

[morbidlyqueerious]

when you’re standing in front of a solid object and someone says fus roh dah

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Some dad cosmo thoughts for the soul

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Hey @thorn-illustrations ?? I love you. And I love this. Like I legit started to cry

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Ajwkckskf Thank you!! DONT CRY FJWJC

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I HAVE TO CRY BECAUSE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR GOOD GOD DAMNED ART OF FAIRY ODD PARENTS BEING GOOD PARENTAL FIGURES TO TIMMY AND INSTEAD IM PRESENTED WITH F A N T A S T I C ART OF SAID ODD PARENTS, I am legally obligated to cry to show my joy and love. This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while

[tenderribcage]

THAN BOY HOWDY ARE YOU READY FOR THE AU IVE BEEN MULLING OVER FOR TUE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE ITS LEGIT ABOUT COSMO AND WANDA BEING TIMMYS FOSTER PARENTS ITS HELLA WHOLESOME

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Ummm....

[iamverity]

My goth fem hero 

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Goth as fuck

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Proud papa

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When you remember the anti-vax movement

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top ten iconic duos of the decade

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