reblog blog~

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[koukoukrunch]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

[starpyrate]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

[cerastes]

When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

[nevermore117]

when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

[pidgeee-was-here-deactivated202]

not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

[ihate4kids]

When you don’t know how to play a game, but your friend is a boss at it and they carry the entire team

[ultradimensionplutia-deactivate]

When you don’t care if you suck at the game or not so you go in guns blazing. 

[morning-feathers-deactivated201]

this is beautiful

[rimreaver]

@etrosyuel

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[archiemcphee]

Mondays can be rough, but Monday blues don’t stand a chance against one of these adorable spotted seal cushions from Felissimo (previously featured here). Each soft, smiling seal is actually a large plush case meant for storing winter blankets, then comes the hugging:

Felissimo also created a much smaller (but equally soft and cute) seal pup pouch that makes a perfect pillow:

[via RocketNews24]

[butts-for-days]

@rainbowbarnacle

[rainbowbarnacle]

IIIII NEEEEEEEED IIIIIT

[letiche]

@the-stringbean-blogs

[thecommonchick]

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

[nevver]

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

Looks

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

this is so smooth i wish all videos were at this framerate this seems smoother than real life

[sundarsunya]

Lizard mlems Pt.2

Posted by IUsedToCare

[cup-noodle]

The one in the back literally doesn’t even touch the food LMAOO

[reptilisss]

he is trying his best

[kaijutegu]

she is trying her best

(these are mourning geckos, an all-female, parthenogenetic species!)

[yamino]

Where can I sign up to be reincarnated as a Mourning Gecko?

[neoliberalismkills]

reblog if women with swords

[sargay]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

we can only reblog this for 5 more months

[meme-meme]

[atemporalpainting]

they look like the same person

[bompkadunk]

Stop the Squid!

Colonel Kettle needs your help dealing with these Crafty Cephalopods! Do you have what it takes to join the Octo Corps?

[poopmcdildos]

[niyarest]

[madelezabeth]

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[gal-deco]

Jelly fish wedding??

congrats!

[helpful-yellow-inkling]

((Wait, the Jellyfish don’t have lips. How do they kiss?))

[asktheseastars]

((Face boops of course!))

[stringmouseart]

Summery