Famdam

. Get it? Fam as in family and dam because of PJO? Haha Whoever drew the picture I'm using as an icon: please tell me who you are so I can give you credit

[flipimheckinmoved]

Percy Jackson is bi bye

[lizzibennet]

i’m cackling at this “hey man” this poor awkward 12 yr old is so awkward he literally bro’d his crush like tag your fuckin self i’m percy

[terraform-titan-deactivated2019]

When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations so I just raised my hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five minutes so when he finally asked me what I needed I said “TJ accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and now it’s hanging out of my arm, can I go see the nurse?”. He freaked out and yelled “OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?” And I said right back “please don’t yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it should be me” and that sums up my attitude and personality fairly well tbh

[maraudraco-deactivated20170123]

I think we can all agree that Jason is just a huge dork, not the almighty character Uncle Rick portrays him as

[persimmonns]

Seven huge dorks shall answer the call, Whether tripping or slipping, they will probably fall

[anonabethchase]

This is the best post ive seen in a while

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

[ruthfully]

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

[missbetterthanyou]

Percy Jackson: Annabeth Chase?? Yeah she’s amazing [digs into pocket] [pulls out thousands of photos of Annabeth] she’s kicked my ass so many times now [flips through them] i'm so amazed by her [shoves photos into your face] see this?? This was the first time she beat me up. She made my life better in every way. I love her so much

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[maireep]

She is victorious

A Reyna that took a month to finish, but something I’m infinitely proud of (^・^) ~Added close up: 

[transarty]

fish head

[isartsomedays]

Too late.

When I heard about the new book RR’s going to write in Percy’s POV, I totally flipped and drew this little thing c: I couldn’t post it because my internet is being a complete pain in the backside recently. 

[demidorks]

Anyway, I hope that girlfriends Clarisse la Rue and Silena Beauregard are doing well and carrying a good life full of happiness.

[missbetterthanyou]

Luke: I'm going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost!

Percy: My happiness?

Percy [to Annabeth]: Am I happy?

[queer-remuslupin]

nobody loves sirius more than sirius

Sirius: *does something* Sirius: *muttering to himself* a m a z i n g

Remus: are you fucking kidding

[witchywicked]

*cough* James *cough*

[queer-remuslupin]

James: *bursting through the door* A M A Z I N G !

Remus: I’m leaving

[glumby]

truly a tragedy . ..

[nouveaugh]

how much do you wanna bet peter made a spidey snapchat account and broke his phone at least once while taking dumb selfies

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

[once-delight]

He’s so intense and then the hospital staff!!

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[missbetterthanyou]

This is beautiful.

[sheikofthesheikah]

ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.

i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.

[sheikofthesheikah]

he came back and apologised for making me wait for him but he said he made a sandwich and a coffee and now he’s chilling at his desk having a bite to eat and we’re just hanging out watching my percentage climb.

[sheikofthesheikah]

im getting jack of the silence so i asked him where he’s from bc he has an accent and theres a slight delay and he said he’s in the philippines so now we’re talking about the girl who won silver in the weightlifting at rio and he’s so proud of her its adorable.

[sheikofthesheikah]

apparently it’s the first medal the philippines has won since the olympics in 1996 so this woman is a hero over there rn. i love hearing underdog stories i want to hear more.

[sheikofthesheikah]

shit boy now we’re talking about how countries like the US and australia are disappointed when they dont win gold medals but athletes from countries like the philippines are the pride of the nation if they even place and how it suggestive of the values of first world countries

BOY THIS IS GETTING DEEP

[sheikofthesheikah]

we’re two hours in and i asked him what his record was for the longest phone call and he said five and a half.

bRO. FIVE HOURS ON THE DAMN PHONE HOW DOES A MOFO DEAL WITH THAT. 

[sheikofthesheikah]

im on hold again bc his supervisor wants something but apparently the five and a half hour phone call was because a guy was mad that he couldn’t figure out how to work windows 8 when he got a new computer so my tech guy spent nearly six hours teaching him how to use a fucking operating system.

this guy has the patience of a damn saint can we give him a medal or something like lets give the philippines their second medal in 20 years pleASE.

[sheikofthesheikah]

my computer finally entered its boot-reboot stage after installation and he asked me in the most polite way humanely possible if we could perhaps end the call and he will call me back tomorrow to make sure the upgrade finished properly.

this guy just spent over two hours chilling on the phone with me and he’s still gonna call me back tomorrow just to check that everything is ok.

i feel like ive entered a new plane of existence.

[sheikofthesheikah]

UPDATE

he called me back like he promised he would and asked whether everything was okay, and i told him it was and that ive reinstalled everything.

he said he was so happy that my computer is working again and that he was so glad that i was his customer because he’s not used to being able to chat and talk with the people on the other end just for the hell of it and it made his day yesterday.

his supervisor got on the phone and i gave him a glowing review, she said shes going to email me a survey so i can put it all on paper so he has the physical feedback to his name.

honestly that just made the whole stress of my computer crashing its pants so much better.

also his name is jhon. 

[smokedcapybara]

I drew him a medal

[sheikofthesheikah]

This is fucking adorable.