But I Got My Chili In My Lap And Stuff

ashley | 23

[godstiel]

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

[ice-block]

When you get into an argument with your Minecraft wife and she digs three blocks down and closes the top 😞

[princessbento]

my real wife does this

[pastabot]

had a dream i discovered eddie murphy wrote poetry and i presented it to the house of congress and they were like “literally who gives a shit”

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

i hate pretending like it doesn’t hurt bro

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

A guide

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

[mesopelagic]

cats be like…. mrrw prrp? =^•ω•^= mrrp

[cheaphalloweencostume]

mid sentence

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[lmaonade]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[garbage-empress]

this is the only day you can reblog this

[cowboy]

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

[sh6t]

im tired of being ugly this shit not funny anymore

[medoisa]

‘fan nonfiction’, or academia

[melibemusca]

this has ended me

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

being in your 20s is just going to the store

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

its also about feeling very sad. at the store