joan

she/her

[bgm05]

Hiiii! My dog is so fucking sick please reblog. She needs anus surgety or else she will pass away. It costs 1000 points. I’m a real person! M y icon is a photo of myself, so you know it’s legit.

[jackmeatington]

[dick-flavored-jellybean]

[foreveriallyzombified]

Hi i’m sending you an ask because This is my 5 month old Stoagie and he got tested positive for ubutovirus just yesterday and we immediately need some help right away He’s losing hella blood vonmo.com/Dogscamm

[shrimplovercat]

LOL

fucking losing it. does this guy really think theres more crypto assholes than furries in the world

[herestoyoumsholly]

#it should tell you enough about crypto that neither porn nor furries support it

[instaramen]

[pisslover638]

what the fuck is happenjng

[pisslover638]

what happened while i was gone

[outofcontextdiscord]

[theocseason4]

What the fuck is a broth :(

Girl… how are you alive

[mtndewpitchblack]

Google search "what to do if memory stolen by brain gnomes"

Web page reads "you last visited this page on 11/2/21"

mfw

[briscal]

[whaddit]

What the fuck He gets so dry

[foreveriallyzombified]

what the fuck He gets so dry

white soft fur And dewy eye

baby boy seal boy i Won’t pry

but wat on earth has made You cry

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

All this hype about November 5th I thought you guys were really into Bonfire Night but no it’s some supernatural bullshit

[hotvampireadjacent]

I thought everyone was hype bc someone predicted the queen would die today….. hey there’s still time

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I think that prediction was itself a supernatural reference

[hotvampireadjacent]

i thought it was bc...it’s his day

[ngvj8327dying-deactivated202111]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Grimes has really gone downhill since the breakup

[myelination-deactivated20220112]

dishonest crop. dont get down on people who attain information in ways that best suit them, even if its theory you dont agree with

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

So I have to drop the Grimes joke now because I don't think Grimes goes outside long enough to skateboard

[glisteringlord]

[funnytwittertweets]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[loveletterworm]

perplexed by this post because the heritage-post blog here is not the heritageposts (plural, without a hyphen) blog people would assume it is, and the date it’s giving is incorrect, but the date it gives isn’t wrong enough to be funny and also this post wouldn’t be especially odd for the normal heritageposts to reblog because it is quite old anyways. so i am not completely sure what was being gone for here. Anyway this is probably why tumblr should have more obvious built in timestamps because now a bunch of people think the spiders georg post was made like half a month before it actually was

[loveletterworm]

this heritage-post blog is quite baffling because it does reblog old posts but i guess the “joke” is it just. doesn’t care what date they were made and makes one up on it’s own, because it reblogs multiple posts where the original post is deleted (thus the date of origin is lost) and gives a specific date on those, and when it does reblog posts where the op is intact it gets the date wrong by up to 3 years

there is literally not a single correct date on their blog it’s always off by at least a couple months

but like the posts it reblogs are like still pretty old in the first place so there’s not really any joke to giving them a slightly wrong date of origin. they’re just kind of doing this. bizarre

[loveletterworm]

they identify a post from THIS YEAR as being from 2018 

but again like  not a wrong enough date to be funny?? not a day that would have any real significance to the post (the ban the post is about went into question on december 17th, not the 28th) they just kind of went “Ok now i’ve decided this post from april is actually from like 3 years ago. Laugh(?)” Is their goal laughter? Try as i might i cannot discern what the joke is

[c0rpseductor]

im so glad somebody noticed this blog because i got this bizarre DM from them like months ago and couldnt for the life of me figure it out