On All Levels Except Physical I Am Florence Welch

Annie//18//uk//terfs not welcome

[transfemininomenon]

lmaooooo

[maykitz]

alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever

[cryptid-sighting]

OP I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer.

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

Water sign bathroom: Wah I'm so sad I just got broken up with omg there there ill help u get through this

Fire sign bathroom:

[horrorvillage]

[kaijuno]

[thestateonmtv]

Why is this tweet killing me all day like tea

[mjalti]

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

[andymorin]

TOP 5 MOST CRINGE SECTS OF CHRISTIANITY (YOU WILL CRINGE!!!!)

5. Southern Baptists

4. Jehovah’s Witnesses

3. Mormons

2. Evangelicals

1. Catholics

Like and share this CHRISTIAN CRINGE COMPILATION

[unrealunearths]

via Natalie Portman’s instagram on June 8, 2020 (click for more information about what defunding the police means)

[anacephobiaproject]

[Handwritten in pink and purple: “Do you smoke crack?”]

This is an example of hate.

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[fatsexybitch]

Not to be pedantic but it took me years to understand the optimist/pessimist divide via the halglass because i literally always considered it a factor of time/prior state rather than 'outlook on the world'

If I fill a glass and drink half, that glass is half empty

If i only fill a glass halfway that glass is half full

[katisconfused]

Honestly that probably is important to the metaphor because if you have a full glass and half gets poured out you are going to have a different reaction then being served that way. Like one is “I was only provided with half” and one is “half was taken from me”.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

who cares

[iamoutofideas]

what if the glass was a bong???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

dude that would be fucking awesome

[thestateonmtv]

Vibe

[gharibajameel]

i adore tumblr virgins

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i simply cannot stop thinking about this.

[doc-aphra]

[doc-aphra]

You can’t simultaneously wear military-grade body armor and helmets and say “WE GOT BEANED BY BEANS” you fucking dipshits

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[kyloren]

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) dir. Mike Newell | LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

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