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Sapphic & Trans | Oriana | She/Her |

[doc-aphra]

(phone 1% bat.)

Cowboy porn star I made up just now:

Horn-y, partner. Names. Clit Wetwood

[doc-aphra]

I’m nude in town

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[hitmyvape]

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[weepingveil]

[business-bug]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous graffiti

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[jenny-holzer]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[mossgirl]