courtney.

casually chroniciling the life of a grad student.

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

[pla-a-nt-deactivated20181018]

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[surprisebitch]

i love doki doki literature club

[j-bellion]

Jon Bellion // Eyes To The Sky

[anxietyproblem]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowsodiumham)

[gahdamnpunk]

when I tell you I’m yelling 💀💀

[monster-visions]

[pup-fenwick]

@cloud-peth

[lioncoloredgoat]

Plot twist: your problematic does something fave

[throwrocksatboys]

I fucking hate sex revels but this is great

[tastefullyoffensive]

Harry Pupper (via fatisbac)

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[tinderventure]

He’s got my vote

[marriedfood]

Garlic Butter Chicken Bites with Lemon Zucchini Noodles

[marriedfood]

Ratatouille with Fresh Vegetables (Michel Gerar) recipe

[marriedfood]

Pappardelle bolognese recipe

[cwote]

i hate to toot my own horn (**honks horn**), but this is important