(Justice League x Reader) When everyone wants you as their work wife.
“I cover all your monitor duty shifts, how am I not your work husband?” Hal demands, slamming his hands against the table.
“I always bring you snacks,” Barry leans in, blue eyes shining earnestly, as if trying to ensnare your heart.
Hal calls out your name, annoyed, “Come on, tell them you’re my work wife, I literally tripped a reporter for you.”
“That was me,” Clark pipes up, crossing his arms before softening his gaze when it meets yours, “Didn’t you say I was your work husband?”
Diana scoffs, “I always take care of her, clearly she is my work wife, there is barely a time where I don’t have her in my arms when we need to fly.”
“That’s because you always scoop her up, I bet she wishes she was in one of my constructs instead, definitely a less rocky flight—!”
“I left some cheesecake for you in the fridge—“
“You can’t bribe her with food, Barry!”
Watching your teammates bicker, you only bring your hands to your face, biting back a grin, “Oh my god, guys, stop! You don’t need to fight over me!”
Maybe you should feel a bit more shameful seeing your colleagues realize you committed yourself to more than one of them (Barry having mentioned it to Hal, leading to the argument in front of you), but this was doing wonders for your ego.
“Smile anymore and your face will crack open,” the Bat remarks from next to you.
You scoff, “You’re no fun…not going to throw your hat into the ring?”
“The whole concept of a ‘work wife’ is idiotic,” he replies, causing you to roll your eyes at his predictability.
But then he turns to look at you, stare apparent even from beneath his cowl, “Besides, I’m more concerned about who takes up the role as your actual husband.”
“That—!” Your brain short circuits for a moment before you glare at him, noticing the smug smirk on his face, “You really do play dirty, bats.”
“I’ll pick you up tomorrow at seven.”
“…only because you’re paying.”
Yeah, I got this from bistro huddy…
Deleted scene where Dinah pulls up to make you sit on her lap as Oliver watches on in dismay
Deleted scene where Hawkman corners you to threaten you to stay away from Kendra (he does not understand what a work wife is)