[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

Man you couldn’t do shit in the 70s without being serial killed

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[lostboyreject]

god, I want them to peg me so hard

[armoredlovecat]

I'VE BEEN PAINTING AND IT TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFUL

[shutyourmoustache]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

[gumi-megpoidd]

well that caught me off guard

[mommy-mortis]

[lesbianmasterchief]

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

[hyucket]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[lostboyreject]

.

[thoughtkick]

“And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.”

— Unknown

[so-gayyy-deactivated20220429]

@mikarlakoala

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weirdness-is-good]

[sensitivesiren]

[comtesseadaar-deactivated202510]

do you ever not necessarily dislike something but you just get so sick of hearing about it you blacklist it anyway

[thememedaddy]

[guerrillatech]

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[solarpunksoftie]

multiclassing in bard

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong