A Doll's Blog

Call me Marionette (She/They) I’m not your dolly Married 7.13.2019 ♒️(25 yrs Old)♒️ I'm not straight at all lmao

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

The triumphant goodmorning tale of ME versus the extra sleep trap. After over a week of shameful losses I finally won today!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Also here is an illustrate of the nighttime end of it:

I was slipping again for a while but my sleeps are good this week! Yay!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

once again I was bad about sleeps for a long time but this past week I have done good early sleeps woken up at 7 or so which is good. it is 9:03 right now so must get ready for do sleep soon.

[elodieunderglass]

wow this dinosaur really got things done this week! I’m happy for them!

[spiraphobia]

[rhosegold]

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

[tallowandport]

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

[smalltownboymp3]

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Shortly after this, Colbert said to her, “I can’t understand what you’re saying when you say it, but even if you didn’t have a translator I would follow you to a cult compound and never leave” and tbh same

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[neverthere12345]

[librius]

hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

[librius]

holy shit

[librius]

welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[smuganimebitch]

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

[ziraseal]

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[mesopelagic]

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

[mesopelagic]

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

[missesmarionette]

Let’s kick ass 2019 💕🎉

[theshitneyspears]

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