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my name is Shae. my blog mostly consists of things I find funny, and some social justice stuff. ask anything you want.

[rottingfacade]

My hyperfixation is throwing steak knives at the other students during recess

[rottingfacade]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anyway, I think I have a better explanation for the actual meaning of the whole imagine how is touch the sky picture.

So my Facebook friend pointed out that it’s actually a direct translation of the Spanish phrase “Imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo”

Which means “imagine how it would be to touch the sky.” But a literal translation of it would be “imagine how is touch the sky.”

Meaning the picture wasn’t just a meaningless jumbled mess of English, it was just a case of bad translation.

Allegedly, “imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo” is a Hannah Montana lyric so it’s probably why it was written aesthetically on the paper and the paper was held up to the sky.

Alright folks, case closed. You can all stop pretending “imagine the sky, how is the sky, touch the sky” makes that much more sense than:

[i-wear-the-cheese]

What an age we live in where Tumblr has cold cases being solved. Wild.

[heronfem]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[cadaverkeys]

Its funny that "dislike of authority" is considered a symptom of various mental illnesses like...okay this one makes you based.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

epic personality disorder

[everythingfox]

Sunbathing

(via)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[fallingtowers]

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

[fallingtowers]

reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws

[fallingtowers]

please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw

[egberts]

the sims made a wedding venue for their new wedding themed game pack and guess what event you can't host at the wedding venue. just guess

[bannana-reneesberry]

Is... Is it, I'm so sorry, but is it dinner parties?

[egberts]

it's weddings actually

[thegenderal]

[blue--folder]

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

[lmpressionismus]

[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

[rqqu]

[trashytarbosaurus]

[thepallaspalace]

[badassdemonsword]

[log6]

[harpyhormones]

[closet-keys]

[stupid-dyke]

[ID: Digital painting of a crying puppy captioned “I DON’T WANT AN EDIBLE NFT - I WANT FREE HEALTH CARE”. Each of the replies is a screenshot of this post on the tumblr dashboard, next to the advertisement from ‘Frank’s Redhot’ ‘for a chance to get an edible NFT.’]

[little-red-alchemist-of-doom]

@staff we all hate this

[guerrillatech]

[luckycavy117]

As an asthmatic, this was critical advice. It can also be helpful to splash cold water on the back of your neck or forehead, which helps distract you from the panic. 

[undaria]

If you are having issues with what it feels like breathing in a mask, practice in a calm environment where you feel relaxed, and if you can’t get it to be ok, try different masks.

[headspace-hotel]

yeah it's absolutely important that we talk about how masks can make people feel like they can't breathe, and that is itself difficult. my mom has straight up developed some sort of agoraphobia during the pandemic and has had to skip out on events because she can't be in a crowded room with a mask.

good idea to check in with your body and what you're feeling, what exactly is it that's causing that suffocating feeling? is it contact with the material or the way it traps warmth near your face? try different fits and materials

[frodo-sam]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

[cerastes]

I love the implication of Dwarves knowing neurosciences, because if anyone is going to discover that in a fantasy setting, it is definitely the people that solve issues via axe to the head.

[semper-draca]

Gimli has a thorough knowledge of the nervous system and is dating Legolas, a flat earther 

[greenheart-anon]

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[ID: A TikTok by kotjcosplay. A Deadpool cosplayer runs through a parking lot, holding Captain America’s shield and singing to the tune of “In the Hall of the Mountain King,” “Here comes the consequence, consequence, consequence, consequences of my actions, chasing me right now!” The camera pans to reveal a Captain America cosplayer is chasing him. The Deadpool cosplayer continues to sing as he runs, “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now!” As the Captain America cosplayer gets closer, his singing speeds up and becomes more frantic: “Someone take this consequence, consequence, consequence, someone take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” By the final verse, he’s more yelling than singing as he says in a rush, “Jesus take this consequence, consequence, consequence, Jesus take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” The video cuts off on his scream. /End ID]

[letslipthehounds]

This is absolutely something Deadpool would have done in the comics.  Perfect.