DANCE WITH ME THE GALLOWDANCE

Lina. pessimist because staying positive is exhausting. in love with melancholy, everything dark, macabre and bizarre. ++ talk to me ++

[wyrmwizard]

*scrolling through tumblr*

me: *picks up the phone* hello 911 id like to report some nasty ass shit

*sirens blaring*

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[manwiththesquidhat]

I’m sitting on the toilet.

[mori--calliope]

[jaehaerys1]

[alysswashere]

[leekimhoung]

Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[perpetual-sass]

When you check your follower count and 5 new porn bots have followed you

[state-of-nature-blog]

me to me: you stress me out

[looselips-cutthroats]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[fomysquad]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds 

like do they think words can’t be displayed by computers 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

what’s this post say, my phone can only display pictures and make sounds

[coiour-my-world]

Sigöldugljúfur canyon | Icelandic Highlands | by iuriebelegurschi

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

anyway I’m browsing vampire fetish forums like I usually do to cheer myself up and this girl asked if there are any hot vampire dudes out there looking to hook up or if they’re simply too hard to find and someone replied “Not With a body like your you just got to find one. I am not vampire but I am not mortal. I am Tuath Dé. you are cute message me”

and I have not gotten over this and probably never will.

“sorry I’m not a vampire but I AM an ancient Irish deity. Ur cute hmu”

like Im fucking REELING I want this to be real for the sheer ridiculousness of it. never in my life have I wanted more for magic to exist on this Earth than in this moment.

[loreweaver]

this post is twelve different kinds of fantastic but I’d like to take a moment and crop out my absolute favorite thing about it which is

[wyrmwizard]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[wyrmwizard]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

[tackled]

[onetrillionthoughts-deactivated]

all good things are wild and free

[pr1nceshawn]

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

[biochromium]

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised