Can I Still Learn To Fly?

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[redstonedust]

i feel like whenever people discuss hatsune mikus age its always either "hatsune miku is literally 16 you cant treat her like an adult" or "hatsune miku is a piece of software with no thoughts or feelings you can do whatever" but never the imo more interesting "hatsune miku is a marketing mascot designed to be a virtual idol, what does it say about the idol industry that the people involved considered 16 to be the perfect age to assign her. why do so many vtubers played by adult women have 16 on their profile. why are so many idol anime about highschoolers. can we talk about the contexts and implications please please please please-"

[wia-tia]

[goofmuffin]

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[dogpuppy]

[tippytap-extraordinaire]

[theboredvoid]

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

[7aceofdiamonds7]

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[norahsdove]

my politically correct porn addiction does nothing but improve the lives of me and those around me

[evasthesis]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a massive and cumbersome weapon that by all accounts i should not be able to wield. and when i slam it on the ground creating a shockwave and dealing massive damage at the cost of lots of endlag my skirt flies up

[motherfucker-unlimited]

This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

[kissdemons]

see you're forgetting that it's entirely legal to challenge his dog to battle with your dog, who can be taught the power of an earthquake with a cd you bought from a kiosk at the mall

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[fencehopping]

The James Webb Space Telescope spotted a chain of 20 galaxies, dubbed the Cosmic Vine, which stretches 13 million light-years across and dates back to just 3 billion years after the Big Bang.

[kalontagathontalethes]

James Webb telescope discovers 'Cosmic Vine' of 20 connected galaxies sprawling through the early universe

The James Webb Space Telescope has discovered a massive chain of 20 galaxies in the early universe, raising questions about the formation of

[gooseformer]

Frank Welker is the funniest man alive

[daftpatience]

Hi! This is a long shot, but you know that vintage cat sewing pattern you fixed and lots of people made cute cats with it? I tried it to make christmas presents with, but I dont understand how it works at all and I messed up pretty badly. I didnt know where to start and stop sewing and where to leave a space for stuffing so after 2 hours of work the top halves and the bottom of my kitty were all misaligned and i threw her out.

Do you have any guidance for like... a step by step process / a "start sewing here, stop here, line part a up with part b over here" or have seen something like it somewhere? I never have made plushies and I hand sew and it shows. I still would like to try to make a late gift for someone though.

Thanks

the tumblr post has a few variants so you may not have seen that in the end i made this rough walkthrough for it! if you have seen this and are still struggling i don't know if i can be of any more help 😭

[importantcatpics]

[targetedknowledge]

[spadefish]