Lighten up will ya?

Hiya fellow tumblr users it me, Harley Quinn! Hope ya don't mind the mess I'm just gettin' started on here but I can already tell this is gonna be loads a' fun. If ya wanna send something my way then don't be afraid I promise not to turn you into paste at the get go! So with that being said let's have some fun okay?? ((Is willing to play any verse but would rather avoid New 52.)) Mun's face claim: Mabel Pines

[angstmemes]

Reblog if your muse is trash.

[hakainoo]

[missharleyquinzel]

FINALLY

It took me ages to access this account but I finally got my passwords in order. Hellooo my dear followers!

[missharleyquinzel]

Friendly reminder that our muses don’t always have to be friends and/or fall in love… (u‿u✿)

They can be enemies. Brutal enemies. So hateful of each other that they fall asleep plotting the other’s murder.   (◉‿◉✿)

[missharleyquinzel]

ain't no pep talk like a david bowie pep talk

Me: I'm not a babe! I'm just... a me.

Spice: Lies, you are a babe. ...Babe with the power.

Me: What power?

Spice: Power of voodoo.

Me: Who do?

Spice: You do!

Me: Do what?

Spice: Remind me of the babe~!

Me: -DUMB MELON LORD NOISES-

[mistahjslover]

[manwiththesilvertongue-blog]

In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

REBLOG IF YOU ROLEPLAY WITH OCS AND CANON CHARACTERS

[thatotherrpmeme]

[missharleyquinzel]

“Pretend you don’t want it.”

“They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.”

“I want you. Right up against the window.”

“You know I love you, right? I have every intention of fucking you like I don’t.”

“Don’t pussyfoot around. I want it to hurt.”

“Let me...

[fuckyeahtheriddler]

[naruto-roleplayers-den-deactiva]

Send me a ♮ for my muse's reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine's waist.

[frightmonger]

His silence was answer enough to her question. No, Jonathan did not find that to be good enough at all. That only solidified the Joker’s status as a bully and an abuser in his mind.

Something about her tone when she talked about Ivy snagged his attention. “Don’t tell me you’ve also had a fallout with her.”

[missharleyquinzel]

"Fallout sounds a lil nasty dontcha think?" She wasn't exactly happy to hear exactly how bad her luck was at this time. Sure things with Ivy could be patched up eventually, (she'd never stay mad forever!) but the woman was better off alone when she was angered.  

[heatvents]

[ttitansgo]

[askgraphiteknight]

Wow.

[crimebirds-deactivated20141110]

Arrow fam + text posts

[frightmonger]

He sighed. This argument was beginning to look too familiar. “Why do you want to return to that bully? Does he offer you anything to off-set the cons of his… unpleasant personality?” That was the mildest term Jonathan had to describe the Joker. At least Scarecrow hadn’t cut in yet; his mildest still included three different expletives.

"I do hope that you at least have somewhere to stay where you’ll be free of that clown’s influence."

[missharleyquinzel]

Harley opened her mouth with a retort on the tip of her tongue, but no argument was made. She seemed conflicted for a second before managing to dig up some weak reply. "He uh..well when I'm gone for awhile he'll tell me he misses me! That's gotta be good for somethin'..right?" Geez, she wasn't even sure at this point, how low could you possibly get? Her moment of uncertainty was short lived upon being confronted with another question, somewhere to stay? She hadn't really given that much thought.

  "Well Ivy usually takes me in when Mistah J is like but...she's already had me stay at her place two weeks ago." She didn't add that Ivy had her over for the same reason back then until Joker decided to take her in again. Not to mention Ivy was still a bit steamed after Harley accidentally killed some of her plants (How was she supposed to know they didn't take THAT much water??)

[frightmonger]

"Hiya Professor Crane! Long time no see!"

"Good evening, child. I trust you are faring well?"

[frightmonger]

  "…I see." She didn’t have to explain any further. "This time you should stay away." Those were words he’d repeated far too many times.

[missharleyquinzel]

  "Gee Professor, you make it sound like it’s that easy!" The jester was a little uneasy with the statement. Sure Mister J was a little rough but he’s always been that way, but Jonathan mentioning this wasn’t what made her uncomfortable, it was the fact that he wasn’t the only person that’s uttered that exact same thing multiple times.

"I can say that we’re over for good until I’m red in the face but, I always go back." That kind of stung, how many times HAS she said she was done with the Joker? Too many to count if she doesn't even know the exact number, it made her feel like she couldn't even trust her own words.