Missile Offical

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[missile-offical]

one day I'm gonna catch @look-a-ufo. One day.

Anyways, bye bye! Whoooosshhhh!

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if someone tells you that they've got misophonia and that they can't stand a specific sound, and you start making that sound on purpose and won't stop doing it before they forcibly physically stop you from doing it, you were the one who escalated the situation to violence.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

THIS IS UR FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT I AM INFACT HOTTER THAN YOU

[missile-offical]

Wrong. Solid fuel thruster.

[zmbieghoulgrrl]

I just read this please correct me if I’m wrong. If KOSA gets passed Wattpad, Tumblr, AO3, fanfiction.net, are most likely gonna go away.

So this is kinda like me spreading awareness as much as I can, aight. Government does not care about kids bro trust, this is just like the book ban thing all over again.

Don’t let this happen. TELL PEOPLE, REBLOG, TALK TO A REP THIS SHIT CANNOT GET PASSED VRO.

I LOVE MY YAOI MY YURI MY CHARACTER X READER SELFSHIP. ❤️

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

LET THEM KNOW WE DONT WANT THIS SICK BILL!!!!!

[irvnwithsciss0rs]

WE WANT AO3

@astracaedes @iforgiveyousunny @starlightswait @silentfirecreations @kanowov @teaboot @flame-of-achernar @the-unity-collective @thecosmicjellyfish @lovelight-system @hekate-offical @marinebiology-offical @skeletal-spire-man @the-aricher @toy-chica-offical @shenanigan42 @pond-scum-offical @raynilikescats @thedoctordoesmarvel416 @no-one-offical @nervoswreck @rhy-is-bread @horror-movie-offical @narniasclosetvoltron @passcode-mk1

[the-aricher]

@darling-deceased-female @221biandconfused @doyoulikedem @mysweetsummerchild @eleventhirtythoughts @balladofareader @ch-cherryhair @dramaticinlyf @foundheaven013 @sheisamenace @lightsabersandbluecookies !!!!!

[look-a-ufo]

sorry for not flying past enough i've been hiding from @missile-offical

[missile-offical]

Aha! You've fallen right into my trap!

[look-a-ufo]

*deflates revealing the real one got away*

[missile-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[iron-offical]

RAWR!!! MY TEETH ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL AND IM GONNA BITE YOU!!! RAWR!!!

[missile-offical]

Das mean ):

[iron-offical]

BUT I BITE TO GIVE YOU MORE IRON!!! NO LIKE THE IRON DEFICIENCY!!!

[missile-offical]

But that changes my grade of steel D:

[iron-offical]

UGH!!! YOU'RE SO NOT FUN!!!

[missile-offical]

Sowy ):

[iron-offical]

ITS OKAY!!! BUT I WILL HAVE TO BITE YOU!!!

*BITES YOU*

[missile-offical]

*Oxidizes from too much iron*

[iron-offical]

NO!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!

*UNBITES YOU*

[missile-offical]

Thank you :D

[iron-offical]

RAWR!!! MY TEETH ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL AND IM GONNA BITE YOU!!! RAWR!!!

[missile-offical]

Das mean ):

[iron-offical]

BUT I BITE TO GIVE YOU MORE IRON!!! NO LIKE THE IRON DEFICIENCY!!!

[missile-offical]

But that changes my grade of steel D:

[iron-offical]

UGH!!! YOU'RE SO NOT FUN!!!

[missile-offical]

Sowy ):

[iron-offical]

ITS OKAY!!! BUT I WILL HAVE TO BITE YOU!!!

*BITES YOU*

[missile-offical]

*Oxidizes from too much iron*

[iron-offical]

RAWR!!! MY TEETH ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL AND IM GONNA BITE YOU!!! RAWR!!!

[missile-offical]

Das mean ):

[iron-offical]

BUT I BITE TO GIVE YOU MORE IRON!!! NO LIKE THE IRON DEFICIENCY!!!

[missile-offical]

But that changes my grade of steel D:

[iron-offical]

UGH!!! YOU'RE SO NOT FUN!!!

[missile-offical]

Sowy ):

[iron-offical]

RAWR!!! MY TEETH ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL AND IM GONNA BITE YOU!!! RAWR!!!

[missile-offical]

Das mean ):

[iron-offical]

BUT I BITE TO GIVE YOU MORE IRON!!! NO LIKE THE IRON DEFICIENCY!!!

[missile-offical]

But that changes my grade of steel D:

[iron-offical]

RAWR!!! MY TEETH ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL AND IM GONNA BITE YOU!!! RAWR!!!

[missile-offical]

Das mean ):

[look-a-ufo]

sorry for not flying past enough i've been hiding from @missile-offical

[missile-offical]

Aha! You've fallen right into my trap!

[missile-offical]

I think my tumblr's glitched

Budget cuts.

[uranium-offical]

Dude,

We should totally get together sometime.

-@missile-offical

Yessssss, lets go on a coffee date first, then we can do whatever

[missile-offical]

Yayyyyy!

Edit: oops, double post.

[hydrogen-offical]

I have 17 blogs now.

[missile-offical]

What's one more?

[pepsi-offical]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

COKE AND I

ARE NOT

IN LOVE

I WILL REPEAT

NOT

IN

LOVE

Is that understood?

[missile-offical]

*kchh* Missile to IWM intelligence. Do you read me, intelligence? *kchh* Good. Do you have any info about this situation? *kchh* understood. Over and out. *kchh*

IWM intelligence has sent over this image in regards to the situation.

[justanotheremoteen]

So corny I'm cobbed

[missile-offical]

🌽🫵

[pepsi-offical]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

COKE AND I

ARE NOT

IN LOVE

I WILL REPEAT

NOT

IN

LOVE

Is that understood?

[missile-offical]

*kchh* Missile to IWM intelligence. Do you read me, intelligence? *kchh* Good. Do you have any info about this situation? *kchh* understood. Over and out. *kchh*

IWM intelligence has sent over this image in regards to the situation.

[iron-offical]

I see your in your "hating on the bronze age" era.

Ofc I am, everyone needs at least one era of their lives where they despise a historical period and it's technologies

[john-locke-offical]

europe’s mediveval period. oh how i loathe you, feudalism.

[iron-offical]

Feudalism is truly the most disgusting sin of authority. How may one attend all power in oneself? For being a monarch of divine choice, you yourself are truly not divine. Thus I conclude my essay by state the take to action via decapitation with iron guillotines