Its Missile Maiden Monday

| Maiden | She/Her | | Some sort of Creature | | Late 20’s | Trans wlw | You will see reblogs of art, games, anime, and so many memes. Icon by @skypiea!

[im-in-your-mind]

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11

[the-unflappablewolf]

[tk-sketches]

some art fight attacks!! characters belong to (in order top to bottom): @leidensygdom @speedstar1642 @trespeak @pennaguin

[totally-kasane-teto]

@ Gadgetshrimp

[miidsch]

Lopunny but what if she was a y2k gyaru 🐇💗

[chongoblog]

Hi this is random but YEARS AGO i had a dream about a sidescroller about a haunted hotel puzzle game and you were the bellhop in your cute little outfit. But you exclusively only spoke Russian and your name was Смока (Smoka) because you had a cigarette holder with the only cigatettes in the building and traded them for goods. You didn’t smoke them, they were just for bartering. Anyway thought that was very chic and youd look fabulous in a bellhop outfit!

Wait a minute I would look fabulous like that wait

[ampersketch-art]

I don't speak russian so pretend she's speaking russian.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[self-loving-vampire]

You love thick dragon tails.

[self-loving-vampire]

Arknights is the Senran Kagura of tail thickness and is giving you all unrealistic expectations.

[self-loving-vampire]

[valtsv]

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

[valtsv]

it was birds btw

[valtsv]

↑ angel

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[durable-dog]

today is the misgendering day apparently and it’s insane that i (we) have to just. take it at work. because that’s what is polite and professional. and i’m not allowed to go into my coworker’s office and say “what will it take for you to start gendering me correctly” and i’m not allowed to respond to students and say “please be mindful of the clearly stated pronouns and honorifics in my signature” and before you say “you’re allowed to say those things!” no i’m not. i promise i am not.

[durable-dog]

the argument i often get is “people don’t know that it bothers you if you don’t correct them” and i don’t know how to make you understand how it feels to have to ask politely over and over again to be treated with the same respect that people unthinkingly grant to dogs.

[mimiso-soup]

SHE CAME HOMEEEEEEEE

THE BOX IS SO CUTE, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT TODAY UNTIL NOW 😭💗💗💗💗💗💗

I CAN'T GET PROPER PHOTOS CAUSE MY COUSIN IS HERE AND WAS HELPING ME OPEN THE BOX BUT OH MY GOSSSSHHHHHHH

the plastic hair was a complete surprise to me cause I only had 2 nendos in my house (one for me, one as a gift for my sister) cause it was different than my feast miku

my cousin was so cute when helping me dkfkdkdk- she's never seen a nendo before, but she thought sweets miku was very cute! she chose the face and was doing her best to be careful when opening the plastic (she's a kid, and left it to me and my sister when opening)

[the-dragon-hearted]

It is amazing to me how many people in comics or shows discover a superhero's secret identity and then REVEAL it! Like???

If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!

a) bro can shoot lazer eyes

b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same

c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?

My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.

Like I am not getting involved with ANYYYYY of that. Uh uh, no way, I don't see shit. I am just trying to make it to the end of the day without being kidnapped, held hostage, tortured, or interrogated and the best way to do that is keep. My. Damn. Mouth. Shut.

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[nonetoon]

A ghost and his roommate and the camera 📸

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS