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[amortentiainmyfirewhiskey]

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Characters I don’t write for:

Snape

Ron

Percy ( Maybe later)

Voldemort ( Tom Riddle is fine)

I’m open to write about anything ( fluff, smut, platonic ect) but I have the right to veto.

[themissinghippogriff]

ilvermorny is just a big ass public school with better funding

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

james: simp clown

sirius: horny clown

remus: d̵̺̋̉̿̌̆̂̚ ̶̡̡̀ȇ̸̡̢̤̥̯̘͖͈͓͑̇̑͛͋͘ ̷̳̪̰͙̻̞͙͉̈́̑̃̓͂̾̎͝p̷̪͖͚͙̤͋̒̓͗͜ ̶̧̙̯͉͇͈̯͉͑͌̏̿̉̅̀̎͝ŗ̸̬̣̫̜͈̫́̒̇́̿́ ̷̼͋̓̋͐ẹ̵̛͕̹̮̘͇̙͋̏͝ ̸̠̭̟́s̷̡̨̜̝̩̽̾̌͜ ̷͎̰͚͍̩̳̰̗̀͒̇̈́̀̽͒̚͘͝s̶̨̢̛̩̩̱͈̼̠̰̃́̄̕ ̸̺̿̃̀́͋̆̀͑̈́ȩ̶̨̡̛̖̩͇̳̼̓ ̴̡̪͎͔̘̘̗͎̜̩̓͂̊͆̐̀̑̈́͒̚d̸̹̣̤͌̒̊̑̽̋͗̔͘͝ clown

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

That time Remus’s transformation was so bad he had to go to St. Mungos so the other marauders dressed up as healers and snuck in. ( ofc sirius is the one with the stethoscope)

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

Sirius: yeah riding a bike with 4 ppl probably wasn’t the best idea

Sirius: James you only have a few scratches and Peter just be happy your nose isn’t broken...

Sirius: And Remus is fine

Remus taking a sip of tea: I have fucking depression, Sirius

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

marauders as emojis

james: 😘🦌🥦🏋️🥇💌

sirius: 😎🐕‍🦺🍺🎸🏍🚬

remus:😪🐺🍫♟🌕📜

marauders together: 🤡🤡🤡

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

Lily: * find Remus’s weed*

Lily: *grabs the bag and busts the door open to the common room open*

Lily: REMUS LUPIN, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!????!!!

Sirius: *wide eyes* HOW’D YOU KNOW?

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

sluts really be day dreaming about Marlene and Sirius being each other’s ‘ G.B.F ‘ and pulling pranks and talking about who they’ve slept with while vibing to Led Zeppelin and drinking

It’s me, I’m sluts

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

James from heaven: oop 😳

[themissinghippogriff]

Type of Quarantiner

James: at home exercises, bought all the tp, lysols e v e r y t h i n g, when he has to go out he has a quidditch long sleeved shirt wrapped around his nose and mouth

Sirius: constantly wacking it, didn’t buy any tp, what day is it? let me just eat this chip with mustard on it- i will see u all at dinner, his mask is an old sock wrapped around his head that is tied off with a hair band

Remus: pretty much vibing, has an actual mask, takes the necessary per cautions, expert at social distancing, over James and Sirius complaining about being bored

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

did i post this to the wrong blog? yes

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

Quit simping on me, Prongs.

Sirius Black

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

I’m an actual genius

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Sirius: I DONT BLOODY KNOW! WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? SNORLOCK JONES??

Lily: No Sirius, it’s Sherlock Holmes

Sirius: OHHH, thanks Lily ;)

Sirius: I DONT BLOODY KNOW! WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? SHERNLOCK BONES?

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

everybody watching Harry being emo during order of the phoenix

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Remus when Sirius said “ Only one will die tonight.” to a bunch of pre teens who still think he’s a murderer

[missinghippogriffheadcanons]

harry his entire life

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“ Why the hell did Harry put Snivellus’s portrait up? To keep the roaches away??”

Sirius Black, in Heaven