whuh? what?

star man and all that stuff

[overflowchute]

<=== Place of honor! Highly esteemed dead commemorated here!!! Valuable things here!!! Dig now! Dig now!!! Dig dig dig dig!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[cosmicretreat]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

[segamascott]

[themightyhumanbroom]

Toby are you dead ass

[depsidase]

[lainsdomain]

My love for this gif is indescribable

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[markatoto]

Are you scared of Slenderman?

im scared of the rising costs of groceries

[markatoto]

oh yeah and this happening to me

but mostly the rising costs of groceries

[goblinoidguy]

but what about slenderman doing this to you

[markatoto]

slenderman couldnt afford it because a bag of honeycrisp apples cost like 7 dollars now

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[orthoscheme]

considers this

[orthoscheme]

girls say this yea