Job Letter???
Welcome to your first day here employee! Nice to see that our company hasn’t burned down yet HAHAHAHA! Anyway, we welcome you to our gracious company Star Bunnies! This company as you may not be aware of is working for the Government due to the “Incident”, the Government wanted to keep an eye on us. As if they don’t already do..... ha ha ha Regardless this company if you didn’t know serves an important part in our society. We at Star Bunnies deals with criminals, unsolved-cases and basically all the things the Government won’t deal with! Oh, and before I forget.... We in Star Bunnies have 3 different ranks in our systems: First, we have the Mousekatears. These people tend to deal with the assassination of criminals, so they are often doing field work and a little bit of research. To you know...make sure you don’t kill the wrong person. HAHAHA Moving on! Second, we have Kitty Pawsable. Now these people mostly deal with investigations. Like crime scenes, cases and recruiting new members like yourself! So mostly everyone is friendly in this rank. So don’t worry if you fucked up they’ll forgive you Most anyway *cough* *cough* Alright the last one! Pup Bitches.... OK OK OK Now these people are a little bit or maybe too much but a..... *cough* *cough* Are.........How do I say it? ....................................................................... Good at sucking at their jobs! I mean we give them the easiest missions and yet..... They always surprize me all the damn time. Like I tell them to give me coffe and an hour later they give me diet coke?......BRO HOW? THEY AREN’T EVEN MADE BY THE SAME MACHINE!!!! *Inhale heavily* I’m fine, it’s fine, they’re fine. At least they can make useful tools for the company...so that’s that. *breath* Now if you ever have any questions, please drop it at the ask box! Location is the Front Desk. Also, as I just mentioned if you need coffee there is a machine for that! *Looking at the script humming* And I believe........that’s...it....so........ Goodluck and see ya soon new employee!
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