meow

marvel / star wars / got / bowie

[velvetys]

REAL

[mathsturbation]

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

[shimmerthighs]

The worst thing is seeing a herd of straight boys walking towards u I feel like they’re going to challenge me to a sport or ask me if I finger myself

[canarysprout]

I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay? 

[wweassets]

summarise black mirror to me

[fihli]

it’s midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack

[missionreportdecember16]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[strongbowdarkfruit]

if i messaged you about sending me bitcoin that’s for real

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you

[shrugging]

[zero3scape-deactivated20170427]

i see u lil punk ass bitch

[sakura-haruka]

#i’m the Grandmaster

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

rly fucked up that serotonin is DLC

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[mens-rights-activia]

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

[taquito]

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[reheatedrivalri]

Rip me.