The Dose Makes The Poison

26. pan. she/Stormageddon/her

[anthonycrowleymoved]

imagine you’re an art student. you have a lot of natural talent. you get an internship with a major network. and then 9/11 happens and you’re like ‘i bet i could help fix this with music’ so you form a punk band. the band gets popular. REALLY popular. like, genre defining popular. you’re the frontman of, arguably, the biggest punk band of your generation. and then a few years later you’re like ‘you know what. i’m done with this. i’m gonna write some comics.’ and you do and win an eisner award and create a whole ass new version of spiderman. and then a few years after THAT you’re like ‘maybe i should do that whole band thing again’ so you announce it and people lose their fucking minds. gerard way is the weirdest man alive. i’d die for him.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[blasphemousonmain]

[princesstigerbelle]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[waiteverybodyhide]

I scheduled this post on the 1st of January 2018, this attempt at comedy was literally a year in the making and if you don’t laugh I’ll cry

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

[replicated-archive]

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

[replicated-archive]

That’s why Californians are like that

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Gym Leader Erika… has a gym full of women… gives out the rainbow badge… loves plants… she’s the most powerful pokémon lesbian and I’ve been blind all this time

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

GUINNESS CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[thatsthat24]

Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌

[365daysinalife]

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[biff-donderglutes]

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

[anxietyproblem]

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

If she breathes, she’s a square