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When your mamma knows you're coming home so she buys a new bottle of Jameson for you <3 #merrychristmaseve #jameson #whiskey #jamesandginger

#jameson #whiskey #merrychristmaseve #jamesandginger

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Meow meow meow #birds #cats #nationalcatday (at Seattle Meowtropolitan)

#cats #birds #nationalcatday

I am so excited #beattheblerch #10k #runforcake #blerchandise #supergladitsnotsupposedtorainuntilsunday

#runforcake #blerchandise #beattheblerch #supergladitsnotsupposedtorainuntilsunday #10k

Happy #internationalcatday to my love, my soul, the light of my life!! #catsofinstagram #bestfriend #heartandsoul #probablyplottingmydemise

#bestfriend #catsofinstagram #probablyplottingmydemise #internationalcatday #heartandsoul

As I have neither pie nor beer, I shall celebrate this most holy of days with this cider #pieandbeerday #youcantakethegirloutofutah #youcanttakeutahoutofthegirl #smalltownbrewery #sodammdelicious #greatestholiday

#youcanttakeutahoutofthegirl #pieandbeerday #greatestholiday #youcantakethegirloutofutah #sodammdelicious #smalltownbrewery

When the tiny one gets scared and falls on your face while trying to run away but it's okay because #MacGyver ain't got shit on you #ouch #catladyproblems #thatsapainthatsgoingtolinger #blackandwhitemakesitclassy #yesitapedakleenextomyface #onlyme

#macgyver #yesitapedakleenextomyface #catladyproblems #blackandwhitemakesitclassy #onlyme #thatsapainthatsgoingtolinger #ouch

The face you make when you're a little asshole who decided to hide for 45 minutes while your mom was calling for you and offering food and treats and getting more and more hysterical because she couldn't find you anywhere and thought you somehow got outside. #thanksalot #asshole #damngoodthingshescute #iwasabouttohaveaheartattack #cats

#damngoodthingshescute #cats #thanksalot #asshole #iwasabouttohaveaheartattack

When you have the meanest mom in the entire world and she makes you go to the vet even though you hate the vet with the flaming passion of ten thousand suns #catsofinstagram #flamepoint #littlemonster #iflookscouldkill

#iflookscouldkill #littlemonster #flamepoint #catsofinstagram

Life is good #seattle #sunnydays #goldenretriever #standuppaddleboard #chauffeur #latergram #lakewashington #paradise (at Lake Washington)

#seattle #lakewashington #goldenretriever #latergram #sunnydays #paradise #standuppaddleboard #chauffeur

Exhibit A: proof my cat absolutely wants to eat me. #catsofinstagram #littlemonster #loveofmylife #psycho #meow #catladyproblems

#meow #psycho #catladyproblems #littlemonster #loveofmylife #catsofinstagram

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! #sopasty #gimmethatsun #pnw #gorgeous #memorialdayweekend

#sopasty #gorgeous #memorialdayweekend #pnw #gimmethatsun

Me on Saturday night: people say there are bugs out? I haven't noticed any. Me Sunday: MOTHER OF GOD JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. Not pictured: the back of my calves, my thighs, or my arms. #thankstexas #bugs #wtfbitme #mosquitobites #mosquitosfromhell

#bugs #mosquitosfromhell #wtfbitme #thankstexas #mosquitobites

Obligatory wedding selfie. Let's get this party started! #weddingtime #austin #sohot #immelting

#sohot #immelting #austin #weddingtime

I've found my people #austin #texas #coffee #itssohot

#austin #texas #itssohot #coffee

Miles and miles of Texas ❤️ #texas #austin #vacation #weddingtime #omgwarmweather #givwmemoresunshine (at Austin, Texas)

#texas #omgwarmweather #givwmemoresunshine #weddingtime #austin #vacation

No I'm not crying you're crying #furbaby #packing #helper #catsofinstagram #omgthecrying

#packing #omgthecrying #helper #catsofinstagram #furbaby

Yes, I will take "Band-Aids that were probably not appropriate to wear at work" for 500, please #shakespeareaninsults #alwaysfunny #shakespeare #justatadNSFW

#alwaysfunny #shakespeare #justatadnsfw #shakespeareaninsults

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