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desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

jamesspadersnortingspafflines

Country Girls Make Do changed it all

sailatina3

missmeganmaam

Hahahaha nice all the pieces are there this time , he releases crazy8 , crazy 8 forgets/forgives and walter calls his friend Elliot to accept the job and health insurance, realizing he made a huge mistake. He receives world class treatment and survives long enough to see all of his daughters milestones . Elliot and Gretchen give him a huge Ira which Skylar and the kids use when he dies.

Wait Emilio is already ded by this point nvm

bad-at-living

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO MIKEY WAY BEING SPOTTED WEARING PETE WENTZ'S WHITE DENIM JACKET AT A FALL OUT BOY SHOW!!!

I'm wearing my white denim jacket and listening to infinity on high to commemorate it

boobookittenartblog

Buffleheads by James Hautman

Winner of the 2025 duck stamp competition.

ginormouscobe

My neutrino detection chamber moments before a solar flare wipes out all life all earth

hometoursandotherstuff

bogleech

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

ayellowbirds

i’m so glad people are learning this.

cryoverkiltmilk

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A LORGE BIRB

witchyrem-ains

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

zoreta

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

yadayadayading

I was so not emotionally prepared for reading this thanks

asongoftearsandfandoms

“Al- Albatross?! It’s a jumbo!”

gone-to-dogdna-deactivated20260

Want to add two of my favorites that show size!

nonsenseandstuff

So in the ancient mariner when they tie the albatross around his neck, it was This Big? Dragging on the deck? Weighing him down physically as well as with guilt?

anais-ninja-bitch

yeah, that’s part of why that poem goes so hard! i’m trying to remember if our teacher showed us any images or just explain: this bird is basically the size of a person, this bird is so big, y'all.