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@missmiaberry
Not saying that I need someone to convince me to not adopt a lizard after crying during my Jurassic Park marathon today. Definitely not saying that at all.
I say go for it,although make sure what you picked out isn't high matinice like a bearded dragon would be.
No work today and to celebrate I will be the laziest I’ve ever been. Which means staying in my underwear, eating junk food and playing video games. I’m feeling like redoing Detroit Become Human from the very beginning. Nothing like impactful choices on the narrative and getting attacked with so many ‘feels’ over androids who just want to be free. Zero regrets regarding this decision and definitely not ashamed. I’m acting brave right now, but I don’t even know if I’ll actually be able to stay put and not do anything at all. That’s how lame I am. Wish me luck.
That's a really long way of saying your hungover and not doing shit today,but same.
missmiaberry:
Damn It’s a shame I’m not sexually attracted to you in anyway,getting another girl would be easy with that face of yours!It’s just something I want to try.l,imagine being the center of attention!
Wait. You’re not attracted to me?
I mean you have a cute face. But the thought of you inside of me nauseates me,maybe if I had a few beers and was sad over whatever..i'd fuck you but that just isn't the case. I mean unless you're over 6 inches it wouldn't happen anyway.
missmiaberry:
Two guys and one gal aka me. You’ve never heard that term? Though I don’t get the whole devils part of it but I didn’t make the name I’m just a bitch with a dream.
No. I’m the only guy in my threesome fantasies. Buy hey, if that’s what you want then I won’t judge.
Damn It's a shame I'm not sexually attracted to you in anyway,getting another girl would be easy with that face of yours!It's just something I want to try.l,imagine being the center of attention!
missmiaberry:
Lets be honest ibknkw what I’m about unlike bsome people! God ideally two guys as I’ve never had a devils threesome but I’m ill for anything really.
Yo. What the fuck is a devil’s threesome?
Two guys and one gal aka me. You've never heard that term? Though I don't get the whole devils part of it but I didn't make the name I'm just a bitch with a dream.
missmiaberry:
Hmm I suppose we could go together as long as your a good wing man. I’m doing a terrible job of sticking to my new years resolution which was to ya know have at least one threesome a month. I’ve had two.
Your New Year’s resolution is so much better than mine! I think mine was to finish school or some shit. You’ve clearly got your priorities straightened out.
You know I’m the best wingman. I’ve never actually setup a threesome before, but there’s a first time for everything. What are we looking at? Two guys? Two girls? A guy and a girl? Or will any two people do?
Lets be honest ibknkw what I'm about unlike bsome people! God ideally two guys as I've never had a devils threesome but I'm ill for anything really.
missmiaberry:
Thank god,He’ll ya. Please tell me there’s no dress code or id checkung?
Nah on the ID checking. I don’t really care about that. The dress code? Absolutely. Dress to impress, babe! You’ve got to look hot. Don’t show up at my party looking frumpy. I will personally shove you out the door myself.
Frumpy? No. Me? Never. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't like an anything but clothes party.
missmiaberry:
Fuck you,I’m clearly traumatized.
Eh, you’ll be fine. Let’s get totally fucked up at the Jones’ party this weekend. You’ll forget all about it.
Hmm I suppose we could go together as long as your a good wing man. I'm doing a terrible job of sticking to my new years resolution which was to ya know have at least one threesome a month. I've had two.
missmiaberry:
Today I can to the conculsion that sliping on someone’s sweated off spray tan,landing on my ass this stainging my leotard is the grossest yet interesting thing that’s happened to me in a while. God I need to get out more someone please tell there is something R rated happening either on or off campus sometime soon? Or like I may die or worse.
Saturday. Ace Of Clubs. The whole place privately rented for NYADA students only. You’re welcome.
Thank god,He'll ya. Please tell me there's no dress code or id checkung?
Today I can to the conculsion that sliping on someone's sweated off spray tan,landing on my ass this stainging my leotard is the grossest yet interesting thing that's happened to me in a while. God I need to get out more someone please tell there is something R rated happening either on or off campus sometime soon? Or like I may die or worse.
That is really fucking gross. I’m sorry I missed it.
Fuck you,I'm clearly traumatized.
Today I can to the conculsion that sliping on someone's sweated off spray tan,landing on my ass this stainging my leotard is the grossest yet interesting thing that's happened to me in a while. God I need to get out more someone please tell there is something R rated happening either on or off campus sometime soon? Or like I may die or worse.
Where were you that you slipped on someone’s sweated off spray-tan? That sounds hella funny.
Advanced ballet,I thought that was obvious Samuel. Those fllord get wet and you're a gonner.
Today I can to the conculsion that sliping on someone's sweated off spray tan,landing on my ass this stainging my leotard is the grossest yet interesting thing that's happened to me in a while. God I need to get out more someone please tell there is something R rated happening either on or off campus sometime soon? Or like I may die or worse.
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