Darling, you'll be okay.

Hi. Welcome, fellow bloggers. Im just another being addicted to coffee, I like cats and dogs and mystical creatures. And superheroes. And ninjas. Dinosaurs are pretty cool too. And dragons. Bands are fucking great too.

[meladoodle]

I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!

[dongulusdisgustus-archive-blog]

that fish is alive my guy

[coolyo294]

Important updates from home

[coolyo294]

do you people have something to say about my predictive text 

[major]

[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[lesserjoke]

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

[wuqs]

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

[deletedbyawesome-deactivated201]

[watchfashionista]

Most likely the best post ever.

[viridiannightmares]

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

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[10knotes]

The logic is sound

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[celadonlonghorn-archive]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[stardea]

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

80% tired 20% also tired

[hotboyproblems]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[furuderikas]

doctor who

dentist what

physician why

the trinity of confused medical professionals

[redsatinsheets]

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

[saxophonechihuahua]

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

[bogmonstergirl]

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

[nyawave]

this moral quandary is insane

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

[puregag]