Interlude--Gag Gift (only not really)
"Here you go~!" Michelle dropped a small gift bag in front of Matthew.
"...What is this...?" he asked, eying said bag with distrust.
Michelle set a hand on her hip and smirked. "Why, it's your birthday present, of course!" And with that she swept up her purse and flounced out the door.
She was halfway down the stairs when she heard a bloodcurdling yell of "MICHELLE!!!"
She snickered. He'd thank her later for the lube. He had that boyfriend of his, after all.







