boneless bitch brimborium

follow me and i will show you how to scam your grandmother and/or pet

[missmoistbones]

ok but if you order an escort and they make you cum, is that called a payload?

[missmoistbones]

and let's say you happen to shoot your shot and it hits the wall, does that make it a load-bearing wall?

[yuck97]

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

[yuck97]

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

[missmoistbones]

ok but if you order an escort and they make you cum, is that called a payload?

[missmoistbones]

y'all here dealing your memes while i'm here stealing your dreams

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[missmoistbones]

y'all ever wanna post a post but you don't know what kinda post to post so you sort of just sit there waiting to think a thought?

[missmoistbones]

my pet hamster keeps singing 'i want to break free' by queen. does he not love me?

[missmoistbones]

these are LIES!! i do not nor have i ever owned a pet hamster

and if i did he would probably only listen to dabstep

[missmoistbones]

my pet hamster keeps singing 'i want to break free' by queen. does he not love me?

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[awed-frog]

[missmoistbones]

ich eröffne einen service für intravenöse samenspende. der slogan ist 'komm in meine arme'

[parkchanwoohoo]

Coworker started complaining about "Woke Stuff" during a call so I started talking over him and ranting about grammatical gender until he said he had another call

I have a generally strong short term memory so sometimes if he tries to interrupt me with some stupid point I'll be like "You were not listening to me. Let me repeat" and I can repeat everything I said up until that point nearly verbatim w/ the same cadence and it pisses him off

[parkchanwoohoo]

Another thing I do is I'll pretend I don't know about an opinion he has and I'll be like "Haha of course, some IDIOTS think [x] Hahaha! I know you know better than that because you're not twelve, but I've seen some people say that unironically haha" this also pisses him off

[wolfertinger666]

"let men be feminine " crowd when they see a feminine black guy(cis or trans) and try not to be racist challenge.

I feel like feminine boys/gnc boys are mostly seen as like, a predominantly """"white thing"""" I never see feminine black guys get attention or praise at all, only met with bigotry from bigots, and racism specifically from so called progressives and other gnc guys.

gender, queerness and blackness is something that is never really talked about enough because like, our experiences are often overlooked and ignored, or our experiences are questioned and thoroughly searched for any validity. black lesbians exist, black trans people exist, black gay, bi, ace, and aro people exist.

(sorry if I don't make sense I have a lot of feelings for this)

[wolfertinger666]

racism and queerphobia are heavily intertwined with each other, I'm saying this with the experience as a black trans person and being met with racism and queerphobia from all sides of the spectrum. it sucks, and nobody else from the community is willing to listen from our experiences and learn unless it openly benefits them.

(these posts are ok to reblog)

[warningengine]

[railroadreverie]

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

[pigeocore]

Me when I start transforming into a sim mid song before snapping out of it last second

[destielmemenews]

"The Committee said on Tuesday that its newly-published report is the first output from a series of meetings exploring what a united Ireland would mean and examines the current economic relationship between the jurisdictions on the island and the potential of the all-island economy.

The report, the Committee said, goes on to examine the cost of a united Ireland and makes the case for planning and preparation for a united Ireland to begin."

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[gerhardtz]