Miss Muffet

Up is down and down is... Sideways.

[delicatelyhaunted]

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

[missmuffet101]

OMG cute planets!

[smolclaryfray-deactivated202011]

Best headline I’ve ever read

[missmuffet101]

I have a serious condition called "bein' a big ol' duckin' baby".

[flurgburgler]

"And now, dear listeners: the news. Local man Will Graham – you know, the one who didn’t kill all those people – has reported the presence of a strange antlered being lurking by the forbidden dog park. When asked to describe the creature, Mr Graham became somewhat distressed, shaking and clutching at his beloved dog, Winston. Despite questioning numerous other bystanders, nobody else in town seems to be bothered by it.

Well, these things will happen if you trespass in the dog park, Mr Graham.”

I am a huge fan of Night Vale crossovers, so here’s my contribution. I think the weird goings on in Hannibal would be right at home in our favourite friendly desert community.

[brohemianrapcity]

[panda-w0rld]

[kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014]

JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR

[lacojonuda]

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh

[destinyisle]

Mapple Leaf

[letseyx]

[chelseabees]

#HE CHOOSES TO MAKE A FUCKING BUTTERFLY #of all things to test his magic #IF THAT IS NOT THE ESSENCE OF WHO MERLIN IS THEN I DON’t KNOW WHAT IS (ismere)

[hannijar-deactivated20160626]

#the most powerful sorcerer who ever walked the earth gets his powers back#he could have crumbled rock or set a fire#he could have torn down the walls#but he brought a delicate little butterfly into the world#he created a harmless life#and that’s the number one reason i love that character#because for all his darkness and power and determination and ruthlessness#he isn’t a monster#he’s so good

[yourbluecastle]

Hey! I just started watching Merlin and so far I am really, really liking it. Unfortunately, I do not have a lot of Merlin on my dash so…if you’re a Merlin blog or multi-fandom that includes Merlin, please reblog this! :)

[missmuffet101]

I don't post it much because I don't see much of it, but I post everything that comes up about them <3

[itscolossal]

The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House

[sagansense]

It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.

[queen-pigeon-deactivated2017050]

all hail the glow cloud

[nebulagay]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD.

[cityelf]

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

[missmuffet101]

Today is the first day in months that i've actually bothered to repost anything. Not that I've been busy, cause I've still been here.... Lurking...

[qvw-remade-now-at-mishear-deact]

promo first 100+

likes disqualified

reblogs only

10 screenies

favs will be indicated with *

must reach by June 25th

mbf me

[itsbitterbabyanditsverysweet]

Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

[lordzantrifreya]

how could one not reblog this?

[riseofthetwelfth-deactivated201]

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[viciere]

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

 yes u have to follow me im building an army

reblogs and likes both count duh

 I’ll ship anywhere

giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care

reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care

if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!

but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u

be careful

I will sass u the fuck out

its what I do

its who I am

the things in the thing:

cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit

the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son

sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)

sherlock bag

tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)

doctor who charm necklace

A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP

one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)

SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice

 if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray

it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)

 if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less

if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

[casstolengraces-deactivated2016]

this won’t be dean’s reaction to holy water anymore..

[jfiaergreewester]

NOT OKAY