Remember when I said their meeting was my headcannon. Well, I have found this that just confirms that I have a new ship. Credited to DurchHaliya on YouTube.
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Remember when I said their meeting was my headcannon. Well, I have found this that just confirms that I have a new ship. Credited to DurchHaliya on YouTube.
Another Good Omens idea, so heaven and hell leave Crowley and Aziraphale alone after the series (they just try to ignore them for like 10 or so years, it’s really no time at all to them and there is so much paperwork after the notpocaypse)
Eventually though Gabriel and Beelzebub decide they need to check in on the traitors (maybe figure out what the actual FUCK happened) they can’t actually find them though and it takes them a while to find them in South Downs they knock on the door…which is open by a little girl about 10 years old (short curly red hair and light yellow eyes like starlight the perfect mix of the 2 traitors)
The archangel and prince of hell end up running away, and freaking out because their bosses did not tell them about this! Are they not meant to know? we’re they meant to know this whole time? should they have been doing something? do their bosses even know? should they tell them? is this part of the plan? this feels like a big deal is it a big deal!?
And what even is that child? is it good or evil? which side should be worried should they both be worried?
They end up residing they can’t just throw holy water/hell fire on the child and see what happens because 1) that didn’t work on her parents and will not proof anything and 2) THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIFIED OF HER PARENTS!
In the end the archangels , dukes of hell and prince of hell end up trying to figure out what the child is though many weird schemes aka disguises and tests and the like …only Crowley and Aziraphale realise immediately and just decide to just fuck with them.
C- Hey Evie what have you got there?
E- Oh I caught this big frog that was following me down by the river (holds up Hastur in frog form in a big glass jar)
H-internally- don’t recognise me don’t recognise me oh shit fuck
C-hmmm cool hey leave that in the living room and room you can set it free later (leaves the room while turning on Disney movie marathon)
Michael (disguised as waitress staring in horror at soda machine now expected to operate)
A- when do you think we should let them know we know it’s them?
C-(watching the archangel break the machine and frantically try to fix it without miracles) when it stops being funny
A- so never then
C- Yep
Thanks for reading =)
My life is a lie.
A waste.
A piece of trash.
And no matter how much I sleep, I always wake up to this hell.
I just want it to be over, I’m tired of people telling me it gets better. I’m tired of people telling me, I’m better off being poor. I’m tired of people saying money doesn’t bring happiness.
I live day to day unsure if I have money for gas, food, bills. I’ve been sick for a month, but I can’t afford to see a doctor. I’m mentally broken, and constantly yelled at for crying.
My only friend who I’d known for 6 years. Was using me and left me. I’m completely alone, I don’t want to be alone. Four years I was completely alone, not even my parents would speak to me that much.
I feel even more broken then back then. My dad makes fun of the things I like, the only things that bring me any comfort. Then made fun of the food I was eating(tofu, I have some problems with certain food and I just really like tofu). I know I’m over weight, I eat healthy and work out. I’ve been trying for two years with no progress to lose weight.
I hate the way I look, no matter how potive if a mask I’m able to put on. My room is a disaster, my I’m basically sleeping on the floor at this point because my bed is so old and about unless.
The roof over my room is literally falling in. I don’t have a door anymore because it broke. My dad said it would fix it, that was five years ago. The lights in my room don’t work, so I have to use a flashlight. He said he’d fix that to, three years ago. I know his health isn’t good. But still, I told him I’d help.
My mom got us into 10k of credit card debt. I told her when she got the card never to use it. She said she was paying off the bill every month, and I guess at first she was. Then it all when to shit. She got cancer, my dad still has cancer. My grandmother died, my grandfather is dementia and is in his mean phase. Treating to breaking my fingers for taking his truck keys away(in ga no one over the age of 84 can drive).
My mom trying to run a business that is probably not going to go anywhere. Every time I tell her I could sell some of my art to make a little extra money for bills. She always says my art isn’t good enough. That hurts the most. I use to sell art, people loved it. So to hear my mother say I wasn’t good enough was heart breaking.
I don’t plan on killing myself(knowing my luck I’d fuck up and live), but I’ve fallen into a state of, “what’s the point of doing anything anymore?”. It’s not horrible yet, I still eat and shower, go outside every now and then to feed the cats that stop by. But I’d rather sleep the day away and hope the next day is better. The fact I can admit this though is good right?
Knowing and acknowledge that I have a problem. But I just don’t have the will to fix it. I can’t see anything getting better by fixing it.
How’s life going?
Well I was trying to untangle my laptop charger from my blankets, so I pulled on it. Apparently it didn’t like that and it slapped me in my face.
I SHIP IT!
I asked my friends for feed back on a short novel I’ve been working on. They sent me nothing but sarcastic comments...
I don’t think people realize how much stuff like this can destroy people. I literally wanted to cry, I worked so hard on this only for my friends to make jokes about it. I have absolutely no desire to keep working on it now.
I’d been so excited about it, doing research on the town I was basing it in, the time period, beliefs and legends... Started driving my mom crazy about it. But now all of that fire and excitement is gone, I want to finish it just to shove it in their face. But I have no ideas now, and no idea what to do. Everything I had planned out is just gone. I can’t remember any of it. I love writing, but what’s the point if my own friends make fun of it.
It occurred to me the other day that I could probably figure out how to make functional 3D images. So then I had to try it. Sollux just seemed like a logical subject for the experiment :P
The first version is anaglyph 3D, and if you have a pair of normal red-and-blue 3D glasses at hand, it should work with them! The second is side-by-side stereoscopy; to make it work, look at the two side-by-side images and unfocus your eyes until you see a “third” image between them - this third image should have the illusion of depth.
I love my parents
But mentally they are killing.
My dad has a lot of issues from his childhood.
So he loses his temper a lot, then starts crying.
My mom also has a lot of issues from her childhood.
She gets very upset and frustrated.
So they both yell a lot.
I personally have a lot of anger, I’m easily annoyed.
But I’m also very emotional, little things make me upset.
My way of dealing with life has just been to hide in my room and try and sleep as much of the day away as possible.
I was forced to quit my job by my boss.
I never made enough to even pay my own bills.
And never wood make enough to live on my own.
I don’t plan on killing myself, it wouldn’t do any good. Plus I’m afraid of death.
Running away would be worse then here.
So I sleep. I sleep my life away. Stay up at night and make stuff for etsy. Then sleep more. I don’t have anyone I can talk too. My two best friends don’t t even know I live in a roitting mobile home out in the middle of no where.
I don’t know what to do....
A Tale of Two Trollhunters (Ch. 1)
AO3
Rating: T
Words: ~2800
Summary: Glass Shard Beach, 1967. When the trollhunter Kanjigar perishes years before he was supposed to, the amulet of daylight finds its next champion in a seventeen year old Stanley Pines. Now essential in the destiny of both the trolls’ subterranean world and the human one above, Stan, along with his twin brother and girlfriend, must fight to protect both worlds from the dark forces creeping in at the edges.
But destiny has a way of being unpredictable.
A Gravity Falls/Trollhunters fusion AU. Kind of a drabble series?
Note: Little to no knowledge of Trollhunters is required to understand this, I think, since Stan is going to discover this world for himself.
It all started a lifetime ago… in a place called Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey. The beachside town’s name preceded its reputation, its shorelines covered in the razor sharp, glittering remains of broken beer bottles. Scattered among the glass, a diligent child might occasionally find a shard of quartz or another translucent mineral, but regardless it’s recommended that one doesn’t dare romp along the shore barefooted, least they slice the bottoms of their feet raw. This was the warning delivered to a young Stanley Pines every time he and his twin brother left their apartment to spend the day at the beach. Predictably, he ignored his mother’s words entirely. He liked feeling the rough gristle of sand between his toes, and a little glass wasn’t about to scare him away from that pleasure. Since, wasn’t glass just superheated crushed rock anyways? He wiggled his bare toes in the wet sand, watching as the horizon over the ocean became darker and darker, the sun setting behind him. “Hey Stan, come here,” his brother called, waving at him from the underside of the docks, right where they jutted out from the busy boardwalk. “Have you seen this?” He pulled himself to his feet with a grunt, and traversed the perilous dunes with a studied precision, nimbly hopping from one safe spot to the next. Tonight he hadn’t stepped on any glass at all, at least not yet. Finally, he reached his brother, who stood next to a large pile of rubble. Rubble. Oh boy, he knew where this conversation was going. He crossed his arms, feeling a chuckle bubbling up inside him. “That’s a pile of rocks,” he stated glibly, watching his brother’s face closely. “Yes, and there’s markings, perhaps even runes on them,” Ford exclaimed, picking up a chunk of rock and running his fingers across its smooth surface. “Ford, come on, I know you like your spooky conspiracy theories and everythin’, but,” he said with a heavy sigh, picking up a split piece and bouncing it in the palm of his hand, “we all know there’s no such thing as rock people.” His twin shook his head, winds of denial stirring around him in the air. He knelt next to the odd crumbled formation, squinting at the rubble through thick lenses. He splayed his fingers, all six, across an unusually smooth section of the rock, and deep down Stan knew this was indeed why Ford found himself so invested in the theory of unusual creatures and anomalies in the first place. “No, no, no, look, really look at the curvature of this,” he said. “It looks like part of a shoulder. It’s buffed too smooth to be a mere coincidence of nature.” “Okay, so,” Stan shrugged, “maybe it’s just a statue, y’know? Somethin’ from town. Kids steal stuff and smash it on the beach all the time.” Ford rose to his feet, desperation reflected in the width of his eyes. He held the broad shoulder piece to his chest, mouth pressed into a thin line. “I know what I saw this morning, Stan! There were two of them, fighting near these docks-“ “And I’m tellin’ ya’, it was still pretty dark. I’m sure what you saw was just two large guys duking it out, all right?” Stan grabbed the edge of the dock, used a stray nail sticking out of the post as a foothold, and boosted himself up. He swung his other leg onto the wooden deck. “Listen, Sixer, I think your theories are real interesting, okay? They’d make really good stories, I honestly think that.” With a grunt, he used his hands to push his full body weight onto the dock, letting out a breath of relief when he was settled. “But you can’t just yell it to everyone you see, else they all gonna think you’re crazy.” He offered a hand to his brother. With a huff Ford declined, opting to climb up the stairs a few feet to their left. When he met up with Stan on the dock, the teen was cradling his foot, prodding at callused skin. “Youch,” he muttered, and as he took his finger away Ford could see a small spot of blood. “Should’ve known the nail was a bad idea. Welp, I’ll patch it up when we get home. You ready?” Ford nodded, still carrying the chunk of rock. “I’m not crazy,” he said quietly, taking one last glance at the stony formation on the shore. “I know I’m not crazy.”
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networks: hey! here’s some respectable adult tv shows *slides htgawm, scandal, greys, game of thrones, the blacklist, etc across table* watch them!!
me: *reaching for kids cartoons* nah thanks i dont want them
Voltron Facebook: Just another day of training with our favorite “Sharp Shooter.” Or is it? Lance is taken aback by a serious bayard upgrade in the middle of his training session. See what Allura has to say about his new weapon in the all new season of Voltron Legendary Defender, coming to Netflix this Friday!
Only they matter
I made this blog as a place to hide and exspress my love and problems in life. Since I don't have anyone I trust enough to have a deep talk about my life. After all, it is easer to speak to random people about your probmels then those closest to you.
I love and hate my life, I think everyone dose to point. I don't do well exspressing myself, when my grandmother(who raised me the first year of my life) died, I didn't even shed a tears. My father called me heartless, as a photograper I took so many photos of her as she declined over the week. I can't look at a single one with out feeling like I've done somethign wrong. Or all the times I was so horrible to her, even though I didn't mean it. I know she knows I loved her, and I'm okay with that.
I will never tell people how I live at home, because it's not great. Yes our house is paid for, but it's roiting and falling apart. And we just don't have the money to fix it. My only dress in life is to make enough money to repay my parenets and get them the house and land they desever. To find a place and restart, some where else. Somewhere that isn't falling apart.
Since I was eight, I've had a bag packed for when ever we have to go to the hospital. Since I was eight my mother has told me everything I wish she hadn't. There is so much, just so much that I can't handle. She has prepaired me for the day when one of them dies or when both of them die. SINCE I WAS EIGHT! I know all the passwords for the bills, I know how to tranfer the money, I know everything. SINCE I WAS EIGHT!
I have seen my father on deaths door nine times, one of which was just a month ago.I have been placed in charge of keeping my mother and grandfather safe, healthy, and protected. And every day I so scared, so scared I'll be alone. I don't get alonge with the rest of my family. So when they are gone I really have no one. And even at twenty I'm not ready, evne so prepaired as I have been taught.
I have watched my mother battle cancer, and still watching my father battle it.
I will never tell anyone how I feel, I will turn my back and put and smile for the world. I will tell you want you want to hear, I will not exspress myself. And even if you use me, most likely, I'll be to scared to do anything about it. Depsite having planed back talking you in my mind. Everything is on me, I can't take time to tell someone what's wrong with me.
People tell me I'm so strong, so bold.
But I'm just a scared, quit, little girl who wants nothing more then to make sure everyone else is happy. My life doesn't matter. Do not tell me things get better, I already know all that bull crap.
I lie, I cheat, and I have stolen. I know in the eyes of others who if ever saw past my mask. Would hate me, because I hate that part of me.
And I'm scared that I'll start forgeting just like everyone else in my family. So if you ever ask me what my tattoos are, I may not have the guts to answer. To say, "They are my life, so when I forget everything I care about. They will hopefully remind me. That someone out there loved me."
I just want someone to talk too. Someone who understands. Someone who wont judge me.
I just want my parents to be proud of me. That's all that matter in my life, is making them proud and giving them a better life. I don't care what happens to me.
Only they matter.
Context: The party is being manhunted in a city in the middle of the night. They had the option to hide in houses, of course with the risk possible inhabitants wouldn’t be to big of a fan of that. They enter a shop that sells all kinds of junk, with big hoarder wibes going off.
Shopkeeper: Welcome! Welcome!
Ranger: Why are you in your shop at 3 in the morning?
Shopkeeper: Why are YOU in my shop at 3 in the morning?
Cleric: that’s fair
Shopkeeper: Now, if you buy something, I won’t tell the guards that you’re here!
Ranger: Let’s kill her.
Cleric: Nope. What have you got?
Shopkeeper: Many things! My favourite is of course Minerva-
She holds up a stuffed cat.
Cleric: …. Oh.
Shopkeeper: She’s hollow, you know. *wink*
Ranger: Why… would that seem appealing?
Shopkeeper: OH this might interest you… a soleless sandal!
Cleric: A… soulless… sandal?
Shopkeeper: Oh, nonono- SOLEless, my dear. No soles! For the average embarrassed nature lover who would love to feel the earth against their feet without the shame that follows! Can be yours for 100 GP!
Ranger: No thanks. I don’t want to buy a broken sandal.
Shopkeeper: Ah, my friend, ‘broken’ implies it is not in its intended shape currently. I assure you, it appears before you as it was designed! Soleless!
Cleric: ….. O h.
Ranger: Wait, you’re saying ‘sandal’ as in singular.
Shopkeeper: I can offer you the other sandal in the pair for a bundle price of 150 GP!
Ranger: … hey what’s that over there?
Shopkeeper: Oh, this? This is a coin which in this country matches around 1000 GP. It is, you should know, a fake. But a magical fake, I should add. It will never be recognised as a fake by any shopkeeper (except me), and it will appear in your pocket again a few hours later! There maaaaaay be a slight hick to the deal but MORE IMPORTANTLY; I’d be willing to part from it for a mere 100 GP, that’s a 900 GP profit just the first time you use it, not to mention all the other times you will!
Cleric (lawful good): Fuck no.
Ranger (chaotic neutral): FUCK yes.
Shopkeeper: Pleasure doing business with you, my friends! I will not sell you out now!
Cleric: Shouldn’t you have asked what the 'hitch’ with the coin was?
Ranger: Eh, we’ll find out. Profit.
Cleric: So, uh, just out of curiosity, what’s that over there?
Shopkeeper: Oh, I’m so glad you asked! That right there is a jar of navel lint!
Cleric: …
Ranger: …
Cleric: … it’s glitter.
Shopkeeper: It’s glittery navel lint!
Ranger: So anyway, time for us to go, soldiers after us and all-
Shopkeeper: Aren’t you going to ask me how to know it’s navel lint and not glitter?
Cleric: No thanks. We’re good.
Shopkeeper: Obviously, you lick it!
Ranger: WE NEED TO LEAVE R I G H T N O W
In legends Luke’s new Jedi order was allowed to use weapons other than lightsabers and wear things other than the robes so for your consideration: Jedi Finn with a green lightsaber in one hand and a blaster in the other and wearing his jacket over his jedi robes.
Even better concept: Finn wearing pieces of stormtrooper armor over his robes like the old Jedi did during the Clone Wars but said armor has Resistance symbols painted on it and he leads an army of defected stormtroopers with red handprints on their helmet and Resistance symbols on their shoulder pads.
I have hated Christmas for as long as I can remember. I have many reasons for hating the holiday. I disapprove of the mass selling and prompting of the holiday. I feel like it is forced on us. Nothing in my family ever goes right, is something can go wrong. It will, and always at the worst of times. My grandfather who I never knew died on Christmas, when my father was still very young. So every Christmas it's hard on him. Which is understandable, but he can get a go and always takes it out on us. He doesn't mean to, but it only makes me hate the holiday even more. And my great aunt died a few weeks before Christmas, in 2009? I can't remember. I've been called heartless by my own father for not showing emotion over some of this stuff. But... Winter is my favorite season, I just want to be happy. there are some aspects of the holiday I do like, which I guess is just because it was drilled into me. Like going out in the wood to find a tree. Or sitting with my mom watching movies. Or putting out lights. Even if no one but us will ever see them. But I hate the music, the cheerfulness, the "It's Christmas, you should be happy!", why should I be happy? You don't know me, leave me alone! To top it off though, my mother's birthday is Christmas eve. So it puts more stress on us. We try and make her birthday more then our Christmas. It never works out well though. It's not like I can talk to anyone, as far as my friends know, I live in a nice house and a nice family. Not a cheap ass mobil home that's literally rioting and praying to God that it doesn't fall in on us. So I'll be like everyone else on tumblr, and rant.
i love math!
05.13.2017 - i love all the boys and they all love protag lol this will be new print for Fanime