We've made it this far, kid

Rachel. 24. Scorpio. I like long naps, good music, and cats. Talk to me about anything

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[puphoods]

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

[decadent-hag]

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

[duettaeann]

Cotton candy winter sky

[fairycosmos]

i know good posture and eye contact are supposedly normal behaviours but they do not feel natural or good at all and i really believe we are all supposed to be hunched over and avoidant. that is the peak human form

[achievementmicoo]

Local werewolf is very in love with his vampire wife

[achievementmicoo]

But have you considered…

[achievementmicoo]

Science boys

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

ngl people coming w u so they can keep talking to u while ur running errands or just chillin in ur room while ur cleaning… love that kind of love

[somebunnyguy]

[twoofcups]

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

[twoofcups]

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

[splitjawjanitor]

Chewie, who knew Yoda in person but found it too funny to correct Han at any point of those like 6 years, and is now watching this unfold:

[frottinq]

blocking people isn't enough I want them to get gangrene

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[babyanimalgifs]

“I recently rescued Dudeson, he hated getting into my truck. figured out he’s a visual learner”. 

(Source)

[sunshine-tattoo]

a himbo must be:

- kind

- dumb

- sexy as fuck

ladies and gentlemen, may I present the one true himbo.

[spinachoutimfreebitches-deactiv]

[zyg0us]

A party of basterds

[thebootydiaries]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[omghotmemes]

fear me