Joker's Best Trick

You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself. (Harley Quinn Roleplay Blog) Face claim for teen: Teresa Palmer Face claim for young adult: Kristen Bell Face claim for adult: Nicole Kidman

[misspokerjester]

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[intotheblueimagination]

“Well that’s because when my other side comes out we’re like sisters, other than that I could lock you up in Arkham.”

[misspokerjester]

“That was a really fucked up thing to say.” Balling her fists till they turned white. “I really don’t understand why you’re being such a bitch... We gotta get you laid darlin’. Cause I don’t need to deal with this bullshit.” Pointing at you with shaky hands “YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT’S STUCK UP THAT ASS OF YOURS?!?!”

[intotheblueimagination]

For misspokerjester

[misspokerjester]

“Its okay Rae cause when you need me im the one you run to.” 

“I love you too!!! Wait let me pretend to be sad about it.”

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The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

[cold-knees]

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

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Bam! Omg I’m dying

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Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

[misspokerjester]

Harley Quinn

Harley quinn is feeling down and you walk in and she's sitting on the floor with a bottle of bourbon in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

[sex2love]

[harleyxred]

I’ve been taking GREAT care of her.. 💚

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

[misspokerjester]

intotheblueimagination

NO!!!! IT’S ASTOUNDING, TIME IS FLEETING MADNESS TAKES IT’S TOLL BUT LISTEN CLOSER, NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER I’VE GOT TO KEEP CONTROL. *pelvic thrusts violently*

[intotheblueimagination]

*meditates away floating*

[misspokerjester]

Come back to me Rae. *chases* Baby please don’t goooooooooo

[queendragonrose-blog]

Poison Ivy through the Years

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

[misspokerjester]

NEVER!!!!!! Okay let’s get down to business.

[intotheblueimagination]

Get out of my room

[misspokerjester]

NO!!!! IT’S ASTOUNDING, TIME IS FLEETING MADNESS TAKES IT’S TOLL BUT LISTEN CLOSER, NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER I’VE GOT TO KEEP CONTROL. *pelvic thrusts violently*

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

[misspokerjester]

*throws self on the floor* BUTTTTTTTTTT WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?????? *giggles then whispers* i said butt

[intotheblueimagination]

You are throwing off my mood, act your age

[misspokerjester]

NEVER!!!!!! Okay let’s get down to business.

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

[misspokerjester]

Rae don’t play. You know i’m your one and only love. Baby please don’t gooooooooooooo *dances around you crazily*

[intotheblueimagination]

No, go away. 

[misspokerjester]

*throws self on the floor* BUTTTTTTTTTT WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?????? *giggles then whispers* i said butt

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

[misspokerjester]

No you don’t. I’m your favoritest person eva

[intotheblueimagination]

Are you so sure?

[misspokerjester]

Rae don’t play. You know i’m your one and only love. Baby please don’t gooooooooooooo *dances around you crazily*

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

Rae *pokes**poke**poke**poke* love me

[intotheblueimagination]

I hate you

[misspokerjester]

No you don't. I'm your favoritest person eva

[misspokerjester]

~Mwhahaha~

Rae *pokes**poke**poke**poke* love me

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Simply Harley - sailorawful