Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy to come clap some cheeks around these parts.. like come on. I’m not even that intimidating stop being a pussy and let’s goo!

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Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy to come clap some cheeks around these parts.. like come on. I’m not even that intimidating stop being a pussy and let’s goo!
PART 2 OF COMIC:
Hehehe hahaha:
no fr i think TOO much
sometimes i can’t help but feel like everything would be better if i was never born
I laughed at 'leaves the country' and realised its not even funny anymore-
The Office
She’d hate me.