...For the rest of my days...

Marijuanicated and permastoned. Skyrim, puppies, kitties, and pokemon. And oooh the horror. All the horror. Twenty-something.

[misspuffette]

"She's being judgemental, I'm poly" ummm....it doesn't count as poly if your wife doesn't know about it. That's still just called cheating. What you're doing is just going to give *actual* poly peyote a bad name.

[wordsnquotes]

You’re twenty-one or twenty-nine and your heart’s been broken somewhere between four and twenty times—fetal-position-on-the-bathroom-floor broken, real-country-music broken—and you don’t know how you can ever be expected to go on like this for fifty more years and change.

Jade Sylvan, “You Know How Sometimes You’re in Your Twenties in America" (via wordsnquotes)

[artsnquotes]

No one but myself knows the anxiety I go through and the trouble I give myself…

Claude Monet (via wnq-art)

[wordsnquotes]

I am a pile of bones on the floor and no one knows it but me. I am a broken skeleton with a beating heart.

Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Can you hear my heart? I want to ask him. I want you to make a list of all your favorite things, and I want to be on it.

Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me (via wordsnquotes)

[fyp-psychology]

One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.

Erich Fromm (via fyp-psychology)

[wordsnquotes]

Depression is a good lover. So attentive. Has this innate way of making everything about you.

Kait Rokowski, “A Good Day” (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

You don’t get to choose who handles your heart. There are simply people who were born with it in their teeth. When you meet them, it is best to build a bomb shelter.

Tara Hardy (via wordsnquotes)

[wowsohigh]

[zoomerbro]

its tight that my fundraiser was a success when I barely put up anything about the movie at all… like i didn’t post the plot, or the actors that are going to be in it, and the crew, or even make a pitch video. that stuff is lame. like all u need 2 know is that im fuckin tight, i smoke weed, and i have film skills. 

the movie is going to be tight tho and all the people that donated know that.

[soonotsue]

[misspuffette]

Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small

Employee: You didn't even try it on

Psychic: I'm a medium

[metalhearted]

[misspuffette]

Make your absence felt

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Imagine your OTP

[ijuswannagetbaked]

now this is how you get along lmao

[misspuffette]

Omg lol

[who-started-this-fuckery]

[misspuffette]

Dear ladies

Trust your instincts. You're probably right about whatever it is that seems off about a particular situation.

[misspuffette]

Don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

Rihanna